Exactly.
If you don’t want to lose it in the the first place, well, don’t cut it off.
Keep it together gawd people.
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presented it as a gift to Pope Leo III
I mean, what can you get for the pope who has everything?
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Three guesses what they call his collected feces.
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Ah. But this was when he was a boy…
(Dave Allan At Large)
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In 1983, just a few weeks prior to the Jan. 1 Feast of the Holy Circumcision, the local priest went to check on the relic but it was missing.<
That part is seriously disturbing!
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Jesus was made of plastic because it seems that all his parts are still around. Pretty neat trick for so,eone who ascended to Heaven at the end of his time here.
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Holy Foreskin, Brisman!
(Some jokes about the Brismobile in the Briscave - write them yourselves.) 
ETA Darn - I see @west beat me to it.
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Christians are doing a terrible job of convincing us that religion isn’t a mental illness.
In other words, who gives a fuck about the leftovers from ritual child genital mutilation. Anyone who practices that ahould go ro jail for child sexual abuse.
It’s not mentally healthy to care so much about a baby’s genitals.
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It was probably rented out during the off-season. And lost, much as with several of the Sourtoes.
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That’s going to be a hell of a thesis. To find Jesus’ foreskin is to actually prove that Jesus of Nazareth historically existed in the first place. That’s a task literally like finding the holy grail.
There are no legitimate professional historians who can even agree on that matter of a historical Jesus. (Only the theologians and the ‘historical scholars’ and Total Recall director Paul Verhoeven.)
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only, Plucky Purcell didn’t play well with others. he and Langdon would not cooperate.
why should they? Purcell already knows where the body is!
damn I love Another Roadside Attraction! absolute classic!
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FTFY. It’s only the Xtian sect of Judaism that likes him.
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But she can ‘borrow’ it.
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Don’t look at me - I mostly collect Boba Fetts. Mostly.
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So the official position of the church is that the flesh of Christ passes through you undigested like bubble gum?
It stays in your stomach for years, just like bubble gum!
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One of those alleged foreskin relics arrived in Rome around 799 AD when King Charlemagne presented it as a gift to Pope Leo III.
“Thank you”, said Pope Leo, politely. He then later tossed the gift into a large barrel bursting with foreskins.
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