Originally published at: Who put maggots in the DNC breakfast buffet?
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Well yeah, I wouldn’t put this heinous act past a MAGAt either.
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Who put maggots in the Democratic National Convention breakfast buffet?
MAGAts obviously
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MAGAts, how do they work?!
Narrator: This is how they work.
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For some reason, this was the first thing I thought of when I read the article…
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I thought of these two and the line “Poisoning is a woman’s method” because it’s nonsense and I heard it on OMITB last night.
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Puke emoji? Anyone?
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MAGAts or not, they now have the idea, and it might be something much more dangerous next time. Harris and Walz better have their food carefully checked for the next few months.
ETA: Come to think of it, a Russian agent could have spread polonium over the buffet. Vladdy certainly isn’t above that and he would see it as a plus. 
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The perfect disguise.
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I think that must win a big chunk of today’s internet, obvious as it is. Well played! 
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Now I’m curious to know what’s involved with on-scene “treatment” for eating (or being pelted with?) maggots.
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if it had been me, i would need intense counciling and diazapam drip, stat!
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Personally I would have gone with some kind of orally-administered antiseptic.
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No matter who did it, the idea of tainting food as a form of protest pisses me right off. Obviously there’s the whole public safety side of things, it’s a horrible idea and while maggots might be relatively harmless, copycats might choose something less benign.
And then there’s the whole food waste issue. Once they find the “taint” they have to throw away so much food, just to be safe. 
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If the catering was by Shooters Bar and Grill, maybe the maggots were just a result of their standard food handling procedures.
(And yes, I know they closed. Thank goodness.)
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