I’ve got snacks and drinks all ready to go.
I still need to make up a bingo sheet for us to play.
Will the head eat it’s tail? Will there be a fist fight? Will Trump call someone “stupid?”
These are all questions I need answers to.
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Is there a drinking game?
I was sad that Perry and Frothy didn’t make the cut-off, but at least the detestable Huckabee and Cruz made it, so along with Paul there’ll be plenty of comedy value to go around.
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It’s being broadcast as a (very) special episode of The Jerry Springer Show, with Springer as moderator.
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Apparently Fox News has decided that I am allowed to watch but not to listen.
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Did Trump just admit to bribing politicians?
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Yes, yes he did. And the “Facebook persons” know this.
Also, this is disastrous for any sort of prolonged dirnking gme. Given the stupid shit these guys are saying (especially Christie-9/11, 9/11, 9/11–you fucker) it’s too easy to be trashed already.
Oh, and that earlier question from the guy who talked about the “growing influence” of ISIS in America? Jeebus. Fucken. Christo.
Godamnit. And lemme, lemme just step in here to say, “Go Die a horrible shrieking fiery death, FOX, you fuck. A debate between the chucklehead Republicantard front runners should be broadcast free of charge to the nation so that every American can make an informed choice see what a bunch of tools we have as conservatives.”
“We hope”. Yes, thanks Megyn.
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#OrangeLivesMatter
(let’s give a shout out to our tanning cream sponsors)
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Huck is off the rails, that guy is nuttier than a pEE-Can farm in Georgia. And, he just said some crazy shit about drug dealers and pimps on Social Security. Fucken hell where’s my godam bingo card? Pimps? That’s not even near the card?!? PIMPS, Huck! PIMPS ARE STEALING OUR SOCIAL SECURITY
And uh, did Trump just admit to skipping around federal law 4 times to make a business deal?
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Also, this manufactured fox-news forced time constraint debate format is fucking unfair and fucking bullshit.
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Trump was talking about going bankrupt 4 times, because that’s what great businessmen do.
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I think we should allow bankrupt businesses to speak under the 5th and 14th amendments, because Atlantic City needs ISIS to create jobs and bring back the Obama/Clinton doctrine so Iran can grow its ability to defund/derail/depose Obamacare.
BEER ME DOGAMMIT
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Being a great president is all about planning your exit strategy!
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