Cows have bumpers?
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That’d be udderly ridiculous.
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They have cow bumper-boats.
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Simply unherd of.
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They were steered in the wrong direction?
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What a load of bullocks.
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it is true! i herd someone called their leader a cow-word, but sad they all ended up ground beef, it was all a big mis-steak.
what’s better then a cow pun? two cow puns! 
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You’re going to milk this for all it’s worth, aren’t you?
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Steer pressure.
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After the incident local cops were herd uddering “Nothing to see here. Moooove along”
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