Williams Sonoma Reversible Meat Tenderizer


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/12/27/williams-sonoma-reversible-mea.html


#2

hmmmm… :thinking::thinking::thinking:


#3

a.k.a. the world’s most dangerous butt plug


#4

so, it’s not just me…


#5

An impressive pounder indeed.


#6

Some one had to take one for the team and say it. Thank you.


#7

Nope, not just you.


#8

Reminds me of a paper towel holder my mom had - one of the vertical ones. That was quite a bit more than 6 inches, though.


#9

It really is a nice kitchen tool; despite its appearance invoking everyone’s inner 15 year old.

Admittedly, a nice heavy bottom small sauce pan works basically as well for pounding out boneless meat.


#10

you bet it will crush your nuts


#11

A “sensible and character-building” one designed by Martha Stewart.


#12

Am I the only one who thought this thing could tenderize, then un-tenderize, meat?


#13

For the masochistic cook in your life …


#14

Why is that Hugo award in a meat tenderizer advert?

Also: [SNICKER]

Also: Just look at it!/Why isn’t it yellow?/Look at the size of that thing!


#15

I’m impressed! A 15 I’m pretty sure I would have no interest in butt plugs.


#16

If you like a product, you’ve just got to give it a plug.


#17

Already dreading the eBay listing photos


#18

Yes! I want to flip the base around and toughen the shit out of this filet that I bought.


#19

I count three tools.


#20

I came here to say “reversible meat tenderizer, you mean a ball-peen hammer, right? Right?” but then