Williams Sonoma Reversible Meat Tenderizer

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/12/27/williams-sonoma-reversible-mea.html

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hmmmm… :thinking::thinking::thinking:

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a.k.a. the world’s most dangerous butt plug

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so, it’s not just me…

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An impressive pounder indeed.

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Some one had to take one for the team and say it. Thank you.

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Nope, not just you.

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Reminds me of a paper towel holder my mom had - one of the vertical ones. That was quite a bit more than 6 inches, though.

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It really is a nice kitchen tool; despite its appearance invoking everyone’s inner 15 year old.

Admittedly, a nice heavy bottom small sauce pan works basically as well for pounding out boneless meat.

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you bet it will crush your nuts

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A “sensible and character-building” one designed by Martha Stewart.

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Am I the only one who thought this thing could tenderize, then un-tenderize, meat?

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For the masochistic cook in your life …

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Why is that Hugo award in a meat tenderizer advert?

Also: [SNICKER]

Also: Just look at it!/Why isn’t it yellow?/Look at the size of that thing!

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I’m impressed! A 15 I’m pretty sure I would have no interest in butt plugs.

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If you like a product, you’ve just got to give it a plug.

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Already dreading the eBay listing photos

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Yes! I want to flip the base around and toughen the shit out of this filet that I bought.

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I count three tools.

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I came here to say “reversible meat tenderizer, you mean a ball-peen hammer, right? Right?” but then

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