Nope.
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“It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.”
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That’s a buttplug. I thought it first time I saw it, still think it.
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Lemme get back to you in a couple of days and we’ll see what you’re fixated on.
We’re gonna get to the bottom of this by golly.
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It might take awhile, we’re really going to have to pound it out. Hard.
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Gives a whole new meaning to the term, “blooming onion”! 
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puckers
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That explains the avatar!
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That’s an interesting job.
“How was work today honey?”
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And it conducts electricity, which is always an important consideration when shopping for… um, kitchen tools.
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I love making puns and off color jokes, butt I think every possible one has been made. Have a safe and happy new year, you rapscallions. 
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