Wolf Head crotch underwear "make man looks sexy and wild"

Depends on whether it’s a growth market. But even if the margins are tight and the gross is small, I’m sure the fine folks at…BopStyle?..will beat back the competition.

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I’m guessing most times the posture of one’s junk would evoke other predators.

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But then they’ll inevitably jack up… their prices…

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Wait… um, there’s a video. It’s crazy.
Oh, I found it.

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A perfect stocking stuffer!

Vladimir Putin would wear!

I wonder if gunskniveswatches has reviewed these?

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That vid was the first thing that came to mind, but I wasn’t going to risk having to watch it again, just in order to post it.

Thanks for ‘taking that hit for the team!’

*lolz

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The lolling tongue is kind of a turnoff. That’s why I splurged and got the rhinoceros briefs.

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But I maybe miss-remembered it.

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Yep, nothing invites ‘intimacy’ like a sharp lethal object painted on one’s crotch.

:slight_smile:

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“painted”?

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Silk-screened, printed, whatever.

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What are you talking about? Wolves wear faces like that all the time.

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If they go public, before long they’ll be junk stock.

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I think by this point most people are better at avoiding that video than dodging Rickrolls.

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Mock all you like, people. I’m still getting more action from these than from that wolf’s-crotch hat I used to wear.

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I was thinking they should make these with Vlad’s face on them. Talk about wild and sexy!

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You’d have to be careful around the Donald or he might go down on you.

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Mind bleach, stat!

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This fashion trend is barking up the wrong tree, in my humble opinion.

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