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My neighbor’s dog is very friendly and is constantly sticking his nose into my crotch as some form of greeting.
I wonder if this underwear will scare him away (or worse, make him attack.)
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So…not Kryptonian then?
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Into the Woods?
I think it’d be more appropriate for this topic if they included the traditional codpiece for that role:
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Not of different species. And not on their junk.
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Nothing I’d feel comfortable holding onto for very long. More of a pump and dump.
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warning: wearing these does not excuse one from “sniffing” around other people’s backsides.
“excuse me i was just trying to introduce myself!”
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Dude! I think that’s Jesus from The Walking Dead!
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Just make sure you let go of it before it collapses or you could wind up in a sticky situation.
(shit, I’m actually grossing myself out now)
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That would make quite an entertaining bra. I mean, for a friend.
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Instructions unclear. Penis being chewed on by wolf.
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Anticipate a pending lawsuit over brand dilution…
I’m amazed no one else has gone for that low-hanging fruit yet.
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I never knew what that guy looked like, yet somehow I know who this is.
What kind of low hanging fruit? Peaches? Plums?
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Some sort of stone fruit. Hold the blueberries.
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