You know, you just might be right. The predominately male Texas legislature should have no fear: Having it off with sheep doesn’t technically count as masturbation, so…
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Early discharge means you should see the doctor.
Now, early release, on the other hand.
Well… you might want to see the doc for that, too.
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Viagra prescription would first undergo a “medically unnecessary” digital rectal exam and magnetic resonance imaging of the rectum
And require written permission from your lawfully married wife.
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Double-O Dash, License to Wank
(Well, that ASCII porn worked a lot better in my mind.)
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I think you mean oh-one-oh
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Edit: and that would be NSFW-010 (New State Form, Wanking, Zero One Zero), colloquially known as ‘a licence to spill’
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Yeah, I was hoping for the whole James Bond “double-O” but much like in real life, the dash is not as long or well-placed as it was in my mind.
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Depends on whether Texas’ statutes on animal abuse are as backward as the ones on reproductive rights.
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So what happens to the wet dreamers crowd? Whacha gonna do when they come for you
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Is the subjunctive really the correct tense for this comment?
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Don’t make me.
As a derail, I just spent an hour with my roomie showing her my signature moves. Her favorite, which she is starting to use right now is the, “take off glasses, pinch your nasal bone, and as quietly as you possibly can (which is super important) mutter, Really?”
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Delightful!
You can tell that they tossed it off without much consideration.
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Farrar’s bill penalizes masturbatory emissions outside a vagina or a medical facility
Protests could get more interesting if people start masturbating in the hospital lobbies.
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Yeah! Does the law specifically say human vagina?
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Buh bye, asswipe
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You’re my hero today!
(and you got him 6min after he created an account just to post a totally a-hole response, Bravo!)
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So… these masturbation license. Are these like a per year thing or a set amount of uses? Asking for a friend.
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Fair is fair after all.
Let’s get even more fair. All congressionals when not actively in office actively doing actual work must live in government subsedized section 8 housing on government SNAP funding and are required to take public transit to and from work.
Government lawmaker? You live by the system you legislated into the ground.
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Apparently this guy claims to know of the dangers and suggests you “turn to Jesus for all your needs”…
And while I’m not sure exactly how using two hands helps, if it’s God’'s solution maybe it’s worth a try…
found at Christian Nightmares
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Who are these people and how do they keep getting voted into power???
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