"You deserve a f***ing throat to the knife" — Indiana man charged with threatening election worker

[frauenfelder]

Originally published at: "You deserve a f***ing throat to the knife" — Indiana man charged with threatening election worker | Boing Boing

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[anon52120741]

@frauenfelder

federal charge of making a threatening interstate communication

Interstate like threatening a prosecutor in DC while you are in Florida? Asking for an enemy

[fabiocosta0305]

From the series “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

[Bfarnn]

The grammar police are after him too.

Grammar, it’s its own reward.

[RickMycroft]

@frauenfelder

Ten million plus patriots will surround you when you least expect it,

Are they patriots, or ninjas?

[Karyudo]

WHEN he’s found guilty, I hope he actually gets punished and isn’t able to Shaman or Rittenhouse play-act his way to a reduced sentence.

[anon52120741]

The American Inquisition

[Brainspore]

@frauenfelder

you deserve a [expletive] throat to the knife…

That’s like threatening to put a head to someone’s gun. Obviously a threat of violence but also incredibly stupid.

[docosc]

@Brainspore

but also incredibly stupid.

With MAGAts, this is redundant and repetitive.

[enkidoodler]

A throat to the knife? er OK…
watch MAGA world rally behind his frozen peaches
“but but but he was just talking words!”

Elmo has entered the chat.

[Amstrad]

@Brainspore

Obviously a threat of violence but also incredibly stupid.

Guys like this deserve a face to the punch?

[alcorrupt]

“He came out of nowhere, Officer, and started violently and repeatedly headbutting my fist”

[DukeTrout]

Weird Al wants a word, too.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes (Official 4K Video)

[theodore604]

Do all these folks imagine they are the good guys when they’re threatening to kill the families of the people they harass?

I mean I have to assume they believe their conspiracy theories to be this motivated but when they start threatening children do they really feel like they’re the aggrieved party still?

[AverageLiberalSlatie]

[ZamboniWogglebug]

The only good Nazi terrorist is a dead Nazi terrorist.

[hecep]

@Brainspore

Obviously a threat of violence but also incredibly stupid.

Although, one must admit that holding someone by their ankles and swinging them down neck-first onto a knife would make for an interesting display.

[hecep]

@Amstrad

Guys like this deserve a face to the punch?

That’s even better!!!

An object to the action.

[Brainspore]

Someone ought to ass his kick for sure.

[Mister44]

“…watch your [expletive] back.”

-click-

“Throat to the knife?! God damn it. I was doing so well. Now I just sound like a moron!”

-smacks head-

“Stupid! Stupid! I always fuck up one little thing!”

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No but seriously, hope he goes away for awhile after being found guilty.