Zuckerberg coldly explains to Facebook staff they are now to be known as "Metamates"

awfulhorrid · February 15, 2022, 8:09pm

Yeah, I’m a masochist, but I think I’m going to be adding that to my “Hard No” list.

Improbus · February 15, 2022, 8:19pm

Just when you think he has reached maximum creep. He surprises you.

edgore · February 15, 2022, 8:31pm

TheDevil_LLC · February 15, 2022, 8:33pm

DreamboatSkanky · February 15, 2022, 8:43pm

Just an anagram for ‘MEAT STEAM’.

Nothing to see here, products. Um, er, people.

Bfarnn · February 15, 2022, 8:46pm

Remember, there’s no I in Meat Steam

Mangochin · February 15, 2022, 8:47pm

Metaluna was already copyrighted but Universal Pictures (I have no idea who owns them now).

KathyPartdeux · February 15, 2022, 8:49pm

I’m glad he’s giving up on trying to be nice. He’s really pathetic at it.

Scientist · February 15, 2022, 8:49pm

A meme. Stat!

ddmone · February 15, 2022, 9:39pm

MadLibrarian · February 15, 2022, 9:42pm

Data can always check with Dr. Soong to see if he has an extra emotion chip.

Carbonman · February 15, 2022, 9:48pm

Hey, at least he tries! Also funny, unlike MZ.

Tamsin_Bailey · February 15, 2022, 9:56pm

I am never facebooking a weasel.

Tamsin_Bailey · February 15, 2022, 9:59pm

Metamite sounds like something one step worse than a yeast infection.

bluehenbear · February 15, 2022, 10:15pm

Papasan · February 15, 2022, 10:18pm

Yet…

Tamsin_Bailey · February 15, 2022, 10:21pm

Well, maybe if it sends me a Friend request we’ll just see how it goes…

Papasan · February 15, 2022, 10:22pm

Tamsin_Bailey · February 15, 2022, 10:23pm

Also, *yoink!

Papasan · February 15, 2022, 10:24pm

My Dear Wife has that on a t-shirt, she proudly wears it.