“The AR-15. For when you absolutely have to turn varmints into a pile of mush!”
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despite the constant negative press covfefe
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LYING CNN says I misspeled covfefe
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Took me a second to realize you misspelled the word misspelled. perfect. LOL.
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Thanks for noticing. I tried several different misspelled versions of “misspelled” before deciding on that one. It’s nice to have the effort appreciated.
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I’m not sure if President Biff is looking more like this:
or this:
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“not that we did anything wrong mind you…”
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maybe this is obvious to everyone and I’m just a little slow… but that money Trump put a hold on was defense aid to help the Ukraine fight the occupation of part of it’s territory by Russia. Maybe I’m getting a bit tin foil hat here, but isn’t is likely that Russia would prefer Trump to stop supporting Ukraine? That this may be a quid pro quo for The DNC hacks? I dunno man.
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Are there 30 to 50 raccoons or foxes coming for their chickens?
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An AR-15 as a varmint rifle?
There’s a bit of overlap in possible calibers, but this is a big stretch. Maybe based off the gun rights talking point that there’s little functional difference between an AR-15 and a deer rifle? But even then nobody is going to seriously suggest a deer rifle is the same as your average varmint rifle…
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You know … it’s night time. 'Ya gotta spray bullets wide and crazy if you want to hit anything!
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So, what, you live in a suburb and your neighbors house is right behind your chicken coop! GOTTA GET THEM RACCOONS!!!
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Hose down that chicken coop real good. Chickens is right nimble, them’ll dodge the bullets what don’t hit the fox. Might need a new coop after, tho.
ETA- Or mebbe some new neighbors if yer one of those “suburban” farmers @anon61221983 made mention of.
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It is highly likely that Russia’s okay with any kind of messing with Ukraine. Interrupting aid is easier for Trump to do than pulling out if NATO tomorrow.
But the only reason the Trump’s referencing a conspiracy theory about Ukraine specifically, is because it’s a fantasy that’s built to exonerate Russia for interference in the election by pointing at someone that would plausibly want to “frame” Russia.
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I lost the thread of the conversation and assumed this was a metaphor for federal cabinet secretaries.
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“We had to kill the chickens to save the chickens.”
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Those aren’t foxes guarding the henhouse, they are rabid, incindiary weasels.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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That weasel needs more napalm.
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