🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own unique way.

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He might have been aiming for “widdle” or “iddle”

Not that it’s the important part anyways, because it’s all the same bullying with all the same lying.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cover ups.

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You misspelled “illiterate” in a thread about illiteracy! :rofl:

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I actually stepped down from half-literate to barely-literate while I was writing the post. Apparently early-morning brain is extremely charitable :wink:

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Darryl, his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl.


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The White House, in what I can only assume is an ongoing mistaken belief that complying with inquiries is somehow good for them in this instance, has confirmed that they did, in fact, originally move the memo they released onto a “code word”-level secrecy server, and now new reporting is out that they have done so on multiple other occasions with calls to other leaders. Including Putin, because of course including Putin.

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It’s for home defense!

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Actually was aware…

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It really is all coming apart at the seams now.

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I think you mean “seems”, no? :sunglasses:

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Oh please, let it be so. Couldn’t happen to a bigger asshat.

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Prosecutors: Army official at Mar-a-Lago uploaded suspected child porn to Russian website

I’m sorry, what?

Richard Ciccarella — a non-commissioned officer who told federal agents he was in charge of communications at President Donald Trump’s Palm Beach resort — became a target of an investigation after he uploaded photos of a young girl to a seedy Russian website between 2017 and 2018, according to court documents.

Ciccarella accessed the website with an email address linked to his work phone, court records state.

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, “what a maroon.”

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Possibly a ‘vector’ for passing info?: Photos sent from official at Mar-a-Lago to a seedy Russian website. Text can be hidden in photos.

Just thinking out loud here.

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Anything really. Text being the easiest.

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Yep the magic of stenography. I’m guessing text (as a good start). :wink:

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You’d think if they were trying to hide something in an image, they’d use something a bit less likely to attract the full attention of the FBI for its visual content. It’s like putting a secret message inside a suspicious package labeled “BOMB” and leaving it on the White House lawn.

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I have a nasty image now of the world’s largest colostomy bag overly-packed and bursting forth its ‘loathsome load’. (ref: Gilbert and Sullivan)

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I can see the logic actually.

Your average LE is not going to look further into CP. It is its own crime worthy of secrecy.

Images of tulips transferred clandestinely looks odd.

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