🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Oh I’m definitely not saying that out of sympathy. I’m just stating facts like it’s something out of an episode of BBC Earth.

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Yes. Attenborough voice:

“And then the soulless primate approaches the microphone for Q/A with other questionably soulless primates and it becomes clear that he does not have a plan. It appears as if they are going to attack him. But then… at the last moment, he comes up with a lie so brilliant that they are stunned, and searching for another question. It appears as if, for the time being, he as evaded predation and will be allowed to return to his family.”

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I saw a tweet about this earlier and thought it was a joke.

It wasn’t a joke.

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Bluto : What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

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You know who else didn’t help us in Normandy?

Draft dodgers.

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That is so staggeringly imbecilic that I must summon the spirit Jeff Goldblum to help me accurately express my incredulity:

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The whole “airports in the Revolution” thing cost him nothing, this evidence of stupid won’t either. There will be some who will nod sagely and agree. They are stupid too.

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Let’s see…

Yes.

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And yet again with “Congress has no legal authority” and “waaaah but my legal rights”.

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President Trump on Wednesday criticized the Kurds, saying they didn’t help the United States during World War II and that they were only fighting for their land in Syria during the battle against ISIS.

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It would be funny if there were not MAGAts who will take this shit seriously.

ETA: just to be clear

So could be sorta kinda accurate?

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ISTR the Germans weren’t a lot of help in Normandy either.

Edit: this is, apparently, Trump’s source

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Trump will probably encourage his buddy Erdogan to attack Germany next.

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Presumably Trump’s boss/handler will now be looking even more covetously at some border states which also weren’t very helpful to the US in Normandy.

Best get your passport stamp for Estonia, Latvia, Lithuanian, the Ukraine, et al, soon while you still can.

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I can’t feel sorry for a pedophile-protecting brutalist former wrestling coach who argues any point from deep within his own rectum.

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JFC: the site is showing these ads all over

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which is an attempt to whitewash their collaboration with ICE.

Open secrets says that they give 100% of their donations to the Republicans.

CORECIVIC, INC. POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE (CORECIVIC PAC)
Location: BRENTWOOD, TN 37027
Industry: Misc Business; Correctional facilities constr & mgmt/for-profit

What’s with the name? At the heart of every society is a penal institution?

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