🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em , And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum.

It’s parasites all the way down.

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“Trump is not my favourite and I would hate to see Briny disappear, but I’m a realist… That’s a lot of money,” said one resident.

It’s not like the trailer park would have to be knocked down or anything. A half dozen Miss Teen USA Pageant brochures, an assortment of golf score cards, and a burger sauce encrusted copy of the Jumbo Fascist Activity Book for Beginning Readers will fit easily into a standard trailer. There should even be room for the Trump brats to stay there as full–time custodians once their bankruptcy empire is stripped down to its component parts and Papa Bear is sent up the river for tax evasion and money laundering.

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Trump: “I never understood wind, I know windmills very much, I’ve studied them more than anybody…tremendous fumes, gases are spewing into the atmosphere, you know we have a world, the world is tiny compared to the universe…”

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In fairness to Don Quixote, he thought he was doing something noble like fighting off big mean giants, whereas Trump just wants to keep burning coal, but he’s a curmudgeony asshole who doesnt care about real human lives or the environment.

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They’re pretty loose with the term “evangelical leader”.

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“The rabbi will see you now Rudy”

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I don’t… I can’t… WTF? Did he say he studied?!?! That is your headline right there!

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its very silly. There was a time for a couple years there where incandescent alternatives were ugly, turned on too slow, and actually contained pretty toxic stuff. I could kinda see the opposition. But at this point, the technology is so good you sound like a guy with an HD TV saying betamax is better. or like Grandpa simpson complaining to the TV network.

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it’s actually a case where government regulation spurned innovation that might not have happened otherwise. Of government working really well for the common good. Which is probably why it pisses off republicans.

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Don Quixote saw people and places as grander and more beautiful, larger than life, than they were. Trump sees himself enormous and everything else as shit.

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Just a couple of weeks ago a city-level right-wing politician in Vienna, Austria, explained in an interview how “38 Gigabytes of CO2 are radiated into the cosmos each year”.
I’m sure Trump is trying to talk about the same thing.

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Wow, that is stupid at a level that should be unavailable to the moral man. Impressive, amazing, and absolutely wrong in every conceivable way.

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Yet another volley from CT. It looks like they mean business.

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He was sort of vaguely, not altogether perhaps able to – in a manner of speaking – quasi-remember something from as long as two weeks ago? He’s improving!

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Can’t be. Number one, it turns out that I misremembered and it’s slightly over three weeks ago. Number two, it would mean that he’s fluent in a foreign language. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was one of those Americans who are honestly surprised when they learn that foreign languages are used in other countries in the same way that English is used in America.

For the record, the Austrian politician in question is a woman and I don’t quite agree with her morals.

Steve Hassan’s checklist:

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