🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

My son had a significantly larger vocabulary than the current occupant of the White House when he was 8. More like age 6.

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Adam Schiff is a massive proponent of military aggression. Of course he unironically says thoughts and prayers on this subject.

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Guessing it involved “He looked at me!” And stick figures.

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This hits a little too close to home.

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Now you know what all his assault victims see.

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Let’s not forget which country that douchebag came from

https://twitter.com/YahooNews/status/1215290893676240896

Deep in the burning forests south of Sydney this week, volunteer firefighters were clearing a track through the woods, hoping to hold back a nearby blaze, when one of them shouted over the crunching of bulldozers.

“Don’t take photos of any trees coming down,” he said. “The greenies will get a hold of it, and it’ll all be over.”

The idea that “greenies” or environmentalists would oppose measures to prevent fires from ravaging homes and lives is simply false. But the comment reflects a narrative that’s been promoted for months by conservative Australian media outlets, especially the influential newspapers and television stations owned by Rupert Murdoch.

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Not to mention the idea apparently widespread there that the fires were started by environmentalists “just like the ones in the Amazon” to promote the “myth” of climate change.

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409k

What the fuck is a “409K”???

Secret super rich plan?

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Just something he heard “the poors” have. He has no clue really.

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That’s not even how a 401K works anyways.

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He doesn’t say “how’s your ROI on your 401K in the last quarter” he says “if your 409K isn’t up 50% you’re doing it wrong.” To assign that level of granularity to a man whose words mean “if you 401K’s gross value has not nearly doubled you are doing something wrong” is giving his intentionally vague grifting and providing a real world logic and understanding to his words that has been proven not to be there.

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Yup. Index funds generally outperform specialty funds over the long term. The DJI is only up 30.2% and S&P 500 is only up 29.9% from the day he took office to this very moment. That’s a large gain, but also still quite high to expect for a 401(k) due to fees.

ETA: A reporter should ask him how his “409K” is performing.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the infomercial president.

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Reality being indistinguishable from parody these days, I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

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- $46 BILLION

Guess who will be paying for the shortfall?

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Guess who won’t

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