🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Odd. Crafted by Barr, and yet now Trump wants to tank it.

  1. Trump thinks he can get what he wants without those.
  2. Thinks they could be used against him.
  3. Keep Nancy Pelosi up late tonight.
  4. Random!

“I hope all Republican House Members vote NO on FISA until such time as our Country is able to determine how and why the greatest political, criminal, and subversive scandal in USA history took place!” Trump tweeted.

Blah blah, Obamagate.

Hm. Interesting back-currents in both parties, which Trump is probably unaware of. Keep an eye on Sen. Ron Wyden. He digs deep and seems to play it straight. There seems to be something in the amendments that’s causing problems.

9 Likes
5 Likes
14 Likes

But how does that help the Dems? I mean, they are the ones who would use mail in ballots to steal the election, right? (/s)

14 Likes

Twitter is sorry you were offended.

Fuck Twitter and Jack Dorsey.

14 Likes

Sarcasm noted but, all it takes is just a few more cases like that to help bolster trump’s claims that the election was fixed, rigged or stolen.

9 Likes
8 Likes

He already has enough cases to support his claim. Look at the NC house race last time round. Inconveniently, it always seem to be Republicans committing the fraud.

16 Likes

That’ll get the trade deal back on track.

Between Trump and his cabinet members, I’m pretty sure the asshole doesn’t know what the left hand is doing.

12 Likes

Reopened SC church closes again after members exposed to coronavirus at services

Read more here: https://www.thestate.com/news/coronavirus/article243021321.html#storylink=cpy

Where is your gawd now? Home? With a face mask on?

11 Likes

12 Likes

Jesus-come-follow-me-filter-activated-carbon-Pm-2.5-Fm-face-mask-544x405

7 Likes

needs some proper recursion there. ( also, jesus is looking a little pale. recommend extending that three day easter isolation a little longer )

6 Likes

CNN: Trump administration won’t require the NRA and other groups to disclose donors to tax officials

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-administration-wont-require-the-nra-and-other-groups-to-disclose-donors-to-tax-officials/ar-BB14Golf?ocid=spartandhp

8 Likes
15 Likes
15 Likes

I guess this leaves Twitter with no option but to ban Trump outright for violating their TOS. I shall eagerly await the announcement.

14 Likes
15 Likes

Made-up murder claims, threats to kill Twitter, rants about NSA spying – anything but mention 100,000 US virus deaths, right, Mr President?

Opinion “In their natural habitat, when chimpanzees become angry, they often stand up, wave their arms, and throw branches or rocks – anything nearby that they can get their hands on. When chimps are removed from the wild and kept in captivity, they experience stress and agitation, which can cause them to react in the same way – by throwing things,” explains the Jane Goodall Institute of Canada.

“Captive chimpanzees are deprived of the diverse objects they would find in nature, and the most readily available projectile is feces. Since they also tend to get a pretty strong reaction from people when they do throw it, their behavior is reinforced and likely to be repeated, which explains the abundance of YouTube videos on this subject.”

Crap-flinging has become a regular response from another angry, caged animal experiencing stress and agitation and the past 24 hours have seen such an extraordinary amount of it that as the excrement has piled up, the shock value has faded and the chimp, or chump, hurling the stuff is starting to get it on himself.

17 Likes

What the Fox News reporter probably thought: ‘We should talk to the white guy who is carrying a piece openly in this riot.’

That reporter a minute later: ‘BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA! FUCK… I’m going to be chewed out by the bosses when I get back.’

19 Likes