🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

They take after dear old dad.

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Not only has it now come out that everything he claims to have “negotiated” for this tariff deal had already been worked out months ago, but his other claim (an all-caps tweet yelling that “MEXICO HAS AGREED TO IMMEDIATELY BEGIN BUYING LARGE QUANTITIES OF AGRICULTURAL PRODUCT FROM OUR GREAT PATRIOT FARMERS!”) has baffled both his own staff and Mexican officials, since apparently there’s zero wording in any of the agreements about buying additional produce, nor was it even discussed.

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If I were Mexico for a day (Hello Pepto!) I’d stop buying corn from the US for a Summer just to remind el trumpodumpo the ins and outs of international trade.

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Yet another manufactured crisis.

And this shit:

“He is the closest thing we have to Dick Cheney,” said Charles J. Cooper, a former senior Justice Department official

Because that’s not terrifying.

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The only way Trump could get tenure would be to do something crazy like start his own university.

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In further evidence supporting this theory:

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I knew that was what Trump meant, but that was a case where I thought I’d just have my fun anyway.

Yeah, employment numbers are a lie. They do not measure what they pretend to measure.

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One does have to question the source of those numbers…

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The weird thing is, the probable reason for the oak’s death is likely to be that the Big Orange Baby fired almost everyone who works on the White House staff just as a matter of course when he walked in, which means they probably don’t have the landscapers and groundskeepers they need to maintain the property.

A perfect example of how inept he is at managing ANYTHING.

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a quick google seach shows the problems with the statistics:

to be fair, although the decent unemployment rate may not tell the whole picture, I’m sure if those numbers were higher things would be much worse. Because it would be all of these unaccounted for unemployed and underemployed in addition to actually accounted-for unemployed…

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Thanks trump!

“United Sporting Cos, a large firearms distributor whose roots date to the Great Depression, filed for bankruptcy protection on Monday and said it plans to liquidate, hurt by falling sales after President Donald Trump was elected and as Dick’s Sporting Goods Inc began moving away from firearms.”

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Well that’s because Nixon knew enough to get out of town

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Nixon may have been corrupt as hell, but he was no idiot. Trump on the other hand is both corrupt as hell and an idiot.

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I thought t was illegal to derive future benefit from commuting a crime.

Guess that’s only when there are no women to torture in the process.

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I think you’re assuming that lawmakers think having custody of the children is a benefit.

Presumably they’re just thinking - “if the father doesn’t have custody, we’ll have to look after the kid”.

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One thing is clear, at no point did they consider whether a rapist makes a fit father. Apparently they believe that raping kids isn’t an issue that comes up with men who have… already been raping people.

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nixon-bye

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