The answer: Less than 48 hours
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Sneaking suspicion he never left. Just say’n.
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President Harkonnen. hehe, gonna steal that…
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@anon15383236 deserves extra bonus points for using the word “skullduggery”.
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The Trump White House reminds me of this depiction of the Microsoft org chart:
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The only thing that would have made it more impressive is if she had also worked the word chicanery in there.
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And shenanigans. Can’t forget shenanigans.
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true enough, I was so busy laughing at malodorous toxicity I didn’t even get to that ending!
skulduggery, chicanery, shenanigans, and tomfoolery.
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‘Shenanigans’ is pretty common, but malodorous, skullduggery and chicanery are fantastic but seldom used descriptive terms…
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The Press Secretary position alone has a retention rate at least three times worse than Defense Against Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.
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Or Spinal Tap drummers.
(Deja vu)
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Yes, all good ones! I also have mendacious, reprobate, and scabrous loaded up and ready to deploy. 
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All worthy adjectives that describe this clusterfuck and its perpetrators accurately.
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It’s really the quality that Canadians have been short on all these years, smugness.
Not that we don’t entirely deserve it.
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I’m hoping that, if someone hasn’t done it already, someone will replace the voice of Burl Ives as Sam the Snowman with the voice of Burl Ives as Big Daddy:
"What’s that smell in this room? Didn’t you notice it, Brick? Didn’t you notice a powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity in this room? "
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I’ve been waiting so long for this day.
But now I just feel… empty.
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Have you been to Quebec? They speak French!
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It’s, it’s… an affront to all that is decent,
and humble.
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