Under the heading “The Fickle Finger of Fate”: Bill O’Really was shown at his funky little broadcast set, sign of the depth to which he’s fallen from cable news grace, going on ad nauseam about how unfair it is that he’s been cast aside because of all these people who are just out to get him. At one point he actually blames God, saying yes, he’s “mad at God” for this indignity, this undeserved torment and loss of income. This from a man who did a talking point on his old show, “The Spin Psycho”, about how everyone in this lousy nation is blaming everyone else for what’s really their own fault, shirking personal responsibility like a bunch of pathetic losers. That same man sits there wallowing in self-pity and scorning the fates. Ya can’t make this stuff up.
Oh god! Why did you make harassing women so irresistible??
Sheer habit? Or maybe spite?
*lolz
Lol, I’ll go with spite. I like spite. 
ETA: supposed to be a reply to Melizmatic. I think I missed.
I never knew O’Reilly was Jewish.
For you are a people holy to the Lord your God. The Lord your God has chosen you out of all the peoples on the face of the earth to be his people, his treasured possession.
The title of his next book will be “Killing Bill” and it will surely be first book in the NY Times dustbin the week it arrives.
This quote came to mind…
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
In his case, we are well able to identify the peccant organ. Gross excision of the membrum virile might do the trick.
From the book of Toxic Masculinity Chapter 24: Verse 7, “And lo’ Jesus did turn to his apostles and say, “Grow the fuck up, and take responsibility!”.”
Well according to Nietzsche, he already has…
I already do.
And yes, “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me."
Definitely a good one. Too many people seem obsessed with pointing out the sins of others, while ignoring the commands on how to treat other people.
He’s repeating Diego Maradona’s infamous “dick of God” defense for sexual assault.
For me it is spite and chocolate.
Chocolate is definitely worth getting out of bed for…
Of course the point of Job is that Job lost his family, his house, his wealth and said, “the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.” Probably best that God didn’t make the same bet over O’Reilly.
I say that damn near every day!
I rolled the dice and got Matthew 10:19-20
But when they deliver you up, take no thought how or what ye shall speak: for it shall be given you in that same hour what ye shall speak.
For it is not ye that speak, but the Spirit of your Father which speaketh in you.
Keep the chocolate next to the bed. Problem solved!
O’Reilly’s complaining about God not protecting him would bring to mind a local merchant whinging that the local mobster he’s paid off for decades didn’t protect him a robbery, except for the fact that the local mobster exists.
Tomorrow’s news today:
GOD ACCUSES O’REILLY OF GROPING HIM ON '09 PRESS TOUR
HEAVEN (AP) – Reading from a prepared statement, His voice breaking occasionally, God Almighty told reporters today that Fox News personality Bill O’Reilly had groped Him and made lewd remarks during a promotional tour in 2009.
“On some level I knew that it wasn’t My fault, but I was so ashamed,” said the Father of Fathers, Lord God of Abraham. “It’s been kind of a rough century for Me and I really needed Bill’s support.”
The deity said He considered banishing O’Reilly to the deepest hells, but was dissuaded from doing so by His well-meaning son.
In a blistering response, O’Reilly accused God of trying to capitalize on his success as a broadcaster, adding “that ugly bitch wishes I’d groped Him.”
