Cesar Sayoc Jr., Florida man, arrested in pipe bomb case; van with 'right wing paraphernalia' seized

O’REILLY: The Census Bureau reports that 43 million Americans are currently living in poverty. The bureau defines poverty as a family of four earning less than $22,000 a year. But the conservative Heritage Foundation says that many poor American families have lots of stuff. Here now to analyze, Fox Business anchor Lou Dobbs.

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O’REILLY: Eight-two percent have a microwave. This is 82 percent of American poor families. Seventy-eight percent have air conditioning. More than one television, 65 percent. Cable or satellite TV, 64 percent – thank God.

DOBBS: Amen, brother.

O’REILLY: Cell phones, 55 percent. Personal computer, 39 percent. And as we said, that’s a 6-year-old consumption survey, so these numbers are way up. So how can you be so poor and have all this stuff? [Fox News, The O’Reilly Factor , 7/20/11]

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Well, clearly, Obummer and Hilary personally took the van for a cleaning after they themselves built the bombs and sent them out… after which, they forced the papers that say the van belonged to the clearly innocent Cesar Sayoc Jr… /s

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If only there was a way to store a vehicle in a place where it wouldn’t get a constant barrage of weather? It could be like a tiny house with a really large door. We could call such a thing a Carage?

Oh wait! Got a better word … garage?

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I’m comfortable ruling out a scenario where terrorists never have car-washed vehicles, because reasons.

I’m not as open-minded as I thought I was.

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His Twitter account is quite a doozy. A complete word salad bar.

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This is how you know the poor are fine as they like have stuff like phones and shit.

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It’s like a Crazy Wall on wheels!

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Clearly, that privileged muthafucka has never heard of consigment shops, second hand stores, pawn shops or the Goodwilll.

I’ve been ‘working poor’ pretty much my whole life, but I still manage to live above 3rd world poverty levels, because I know how to budget and bargain shop.

What a fucking tool.

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Another shot of the van on route:

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It may not have been Donkey Doug, but who knows what Pillboi’s real name is?

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And that van looks so new!

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Microwaves!!! I mean come on…you gotta be a 1%er to buy one of those brand new…

Or…just have $40.

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or be one of the 50% of Americans who live in urban environments, where microwaves commonly come standard in even the most…affordable of enclosures.

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History’s geatest supervillian.

Bombers tend to get caught fast. And with this many attacks in so short of a time there was a lot to work with.

Mental health.

Thoughts and prayers.

Stamps weren’t cancelled. But the two packages that we’ve seen photos of are the two that were delivered by hand/courier. So that’s to be expected. Its weirder that they had stamps at all.

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I can find one that works just as well for $25, I betcha.

Also, I forgot to mention the Craig’s List ‘For Sale’ section…

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Swimming pools, movie stars!

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C’mon guys. It’s so obvious.

They put a blue tarp over the van. What else gets covered in blue tarps?: Barbeques. Barbeque = BBQ. And hasn’t “B”arrack “B”een “Q”uiet about this whole thing? Well what else is quiet? Not crackers. So they’re telling us it wasn’t white people, which means only one possible thing: Barrack’s Black Panther buddies are behind it. And who doesn’t like Black Panther? CAPTAIN AMERICA, that’s who!!!

Do your research and you always know what’s going on.

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…Magic food TV.

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That’s some Vanifesto there

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