Cesar Sayoc Jr., Florida man, arrested in pipe bomb case; van with 'right wing paraphernalia' seized

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Indoor plumbing!

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The suspect’s political affiliations are not yet confirmed, but this sure appears to be what it appears to be.

Dude, do you even have an editor?

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Come on. If you were actually poor you’d be living in a tent on the streets. And not a fancy Northface tent. It would have to a cheap Coleman!!!

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You had a closet?

-Deadpool

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I slept in the dishwasher.

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Wait, has anyone called him the Vanabomber yet?

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no, the Magabomber

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Ooh, that’s better.

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I’ll not have you besmirching the good name of Coleman for your political agenda. :wink:

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oh…I OWN TWO COLEMAN TENTS!!!

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CP

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Of course they do. Sorting mail by hand is time consuming. I think the photo recognition and translation of handwriting to an address is one of the more impressive bits of software out there. I’m just happy the government didn’t decide to setup their own mail photo system for law enforcement to duplicate what the USPS does. This is a good example of tax dollars being used in a smart way.

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Nothing wrong with that. I have two as well, because there was two times I needed a tent and did not have one, and they were 30 or 40 bucks at Target.

Camping trips: saved

Sidebar: My tents are less nice than the ones I saw people living in in San Jose (unironically, next to a Target)

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I have a small 3 person one that worked for the back yard camp outs. Then I have a larger 8 person one that my parents decided was too small for the two of them and they bought a 12 person one for themselves and gave me the 8 person one.

They wanted something that was roughly the size of their house apparently.

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hey everybody, we need to consider everything .

I mean, just because the obvious interpretation is obvious doesn’t absolve us of looking past the surface, and William of Occam was totally overrated and a Franciscan too, so:

  • There’s no evidence that Elvis didn’t send the bombs. The FBI should spend some time on him, 'cause he often drove a new car and it’s wicked shifty if he’s still alive and no one knew about it.

  • There’s no evidence that Andy Kaufman, pretending to be Elvis, didn’t send the bombs. This theory is even more worth considering because our Dear Leader doesn’t like Saturday Night Live.

  • Aliens hate Trump 'cause he created the Space Force and that’s making it hard for them to communicate with Bat Boy. Also, Alpha Centaurians are able to be invisible and they like to play 5 dimensional chess.

Man, considering everything is hard. I’m going to have to go away and think up some more theories. In the meantime, here are some additional areas we should explore with our hive mind:

  • Whales. They don’t have any feet and I think they may be Episcopalians.

  • Vegetable uprising. The Flora kingdom is mad as hell and they’re not going to take it any more.

  • Joe Piscopo, just because.

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I suspect the Dutch. Cannot trust those filthy Dutch.

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Look at 'em, with their wooden shoes. Grrrr.

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