He’s not going to stop. He’s stuck on this quest undertook sometime in the 19A0s. It will not end until, for a brief moment, when we will all finally know what a Grue looks like.
But Heather suggested the perfect headline, so here it is once again, in all its fowl glory.
Her and half the people who posted this on face book.
It is a big ass chicken though. Didn’t realize they got that big. Looks a little more dinosaury…
OMG yes, me and the kiddo love Chicken Boo.
Check out this gigantic cock
Meh. Call me when you have a picture of a banana for me to look at.
That would have terrified my Mom. She had an issue with chickens, from childhood trauma.
Cry fowl, and let slip the cocks of war.
This one is closer…
That’s a man in a chicken suit
Naw, just a chicken wearing trousers.
In China they are observing the year of the Rooster, in the USA we are observing four years of the cock.
[edit: in case you didn’t get the joke. . . . ]
Jebus Christ I just snorted hard.
Speaking of gigantic cocks, did you know why chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors, they’d be chicken sedans.
(Just a bit of educational trivia.)
But what I want to know is: how big is this cock? I rather suspect the measurements have been significantly exaggerated.