Check out this gigantic cock

He’s not going to stop. He’s stuck on this quest undertook sometime in the 19A0s. It will not end until, for a brief moment, when we will all finally know what a Grue looks like.

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But Heather suggested the perfect headline, so here it is once again, in all its fowl glory.

Her and half the people who posted this on face book.

It is a big ass chicken though. Didn’t realize they got that big. Looks a little more dinosaury…

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OMG yes, me and the kiddo love Chicken Boo.

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Check out this gigantic cock

Meh. Call me when you have a picture of a banana for me to look at.

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That would have terrified my Mom. She had an issue with chickens, from childhood trauma.

Cry fowl, and let slip the cocks of war.

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This one is closer…

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That’s a man in a chicken suit

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Naw, just a chicken wearing trousers.

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In China they are observing the year of the Rooster, in the USA we are observing four years of the cock.

[edit: in case you didn’t get the joke. . . . ]

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Jebus Christ I just snorted hard.

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Speaking of gigantic cocks, did you know why chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, they’d be chicken sedans.

(Just a bit of educational trivia.)

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Let me show you my four-foot cock.

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But what I want to know is: how big is this cock? I rather suspect the measurements have been significantly exaggerated.

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Thought that he was into turkeys.

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You should come by my church some time

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