Halloween Candy Ranked by How Likely I Am to Tell My Kid It's Poisoned and Eat It by Myself in the Dark
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Too soon?
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Yes.
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It’s not “All Holiday Music” though.
It’s only specifically Christmas (both secular and religious) music. For 2 solid months a year. And they stop on the first day of Christmas, long before Orthodox Christmas in January.
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… it’s open all year, technically
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I saw it on WGN this morning. The eyerolls were audible.
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As well they should’ve been!
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She’s very enthusiastic!
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“Well, time to hide away for another year. We had a good run”
“Uugh, gotta be stuck next to you for a year? Why did I get stuck with you?”
“Dudes relax. This is the easiest gig ever”
“Shut up, new guy. Hey why are you still wearing a mask over there?”
“Because COVID is still going around dumbass. Lets see if I go five years in a row”
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ETA
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Remember, remember…
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