Floridians gonna Florida.
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FWIW, Wheels Up, Guns Down doesn’t appear to be an “annual bicycle ride”, it appears to be an annual hostile takeover of South Florida streets by super squids on non-street legal dirt bikes and ATVs. It’s purpose is ostensibly to protest gun violence.
Not to say that there couldn’t be a concurrent bicycle ride protest of gun violence, but I didn’t find it in my quick search.
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Post modernism is a hell of a drug…
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Floridians gonna Floridate?
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Do you think when people are against fluoridation of water they are just making a spelling error?
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That’s it! It’s not ignorance of how oral hygiene works, but confusion over language!
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Disagree. I take it to mean a specific subspecies of Homo sapiens sapiens Floridaensis, whose executive functions seem to be relatively compromised and whose empathy gland has never fully developed. But I could be wrong…
ETA: Not to be confused with a similarly named but somewhat more evolved version of genus Homo:
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Please admit that if this was confused all the time, it would actually be super funny.
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So admitted, and agree, the LOLs would be huge!
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These are not mutually exclusive. Florida Man as a relic population of H.s.s. Floridaensis would work in my scenario.
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Thanks everyone for clearing that up. I thought that assault meant physical interaction.
It includes physical (hitting, punching, stabbing), but also non-physical indications that there’s a clear threat of imminent harm (hand-waving, pointing at a knife, a finger across the throat, pursuit, directed hate speech).
It doesn’t mean all words or gestures are assaults, of course, it has to be combined with a defendable position that a reasonable person would be afraid of being hurt in the specific context and situation.
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Christ, what a Trumpist.
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Another responsible gun owner makes themselves known.
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Everybody’s so tan I can’t tell who’s right.
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you’re forgetting the second half of that saying–
“an armed society is a polite society
in which the most heavily armed define politeness.”
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I suspect Florida man might take exception to your characterization of him as ‘Homo’ anything. Careful, he is armed and ignorant.
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Consider me forewarned.
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Please, it’s Extra-Florida-nary. We’re not savages.
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