Fuck Today, Continued

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He said 10 cars in the train were derailed and there were as many as eight that went into the water. The cars that were breached either contained molten sulfur or asphalt, but there was no immediate information on the contents of all the cars.

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:cry: :cry: :cry:

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Maybe if the banking industry wasn’t so invested in invading the privacy of their customers, they would have more customers. :woman_shrugging:t4:

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A man and his stepson die after hiking in Big Bend National Park in 119-degree heat

“During the hike, “the youngest, age 14, fell ill along the trail and lost consciousness,” park service officials said.

The 31-year-old stepfather then left the scene to hike back to their vehicle to find help, while the other brother, 21, tried to carry his brother back to the trailhead, according to the release.”

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“Police initially said the teens tried to light “sticks of dynamite,” and then later said the devices were illegal M-100 and M-80 firecrackers.”

Sparklers are the new cop math.

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More specifically, these appear to be the kind of thing that folks are using on birthday cakes, but these were shaped like sticks of dynamite for the novelty. Crack investigative skills. :+1:

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Archive link

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There is a possible positive side to this, but it’s not one I’d put money on, especially with this SCotUS.

This makes it to court and corporations are declared not people eligible for vote, and Citizens United is tossed out too.

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To vote you have to be a citizen- born or naturalized. I don’t see how corporations can possibly meet that criteria.

In a rational world.

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Surely those members of the GOP who’ve been very concerned about voters having proper ID will want to comment on this!

crickets GIF

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They’ll have to provide ID in person.

There’s no proxy voting here!

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Kenan Thompson Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

Have you seen SCOTUS lately? How likely an outcome do you believe that to be right now?

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Most of those corporate entities probably don’t even exist in the state, just their paperwork.

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