Fuck Today, Continued

Na, those were kids that had already gotten born. They don’t give a fuck about actual kids, just the potential ones.

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Something, something, lawn darts.

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It’s back again

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adventure time table flip GIF

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Oh great, Ebola is back. What’s next?!?

:woman_facepalming:t4:

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I mean, if you asked…

I could go on, but i won’t

(The TB one is old, but lots of folks don’t know this is a thing.)

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That does it…

Bubble Boy Quarantine GIF by Cameo

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Big supermarkets in the UK have just started limiting how much vegetable oil customers can buy.

Because it is mostly made from sunflowers.

Guess where they are sourced from.

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So, we’re fucked?

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I never knew DIY oil refining was a thing. It should definitely not be a thing…

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Deon Cole Look GIF by ABC Network

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So finally, a proper prescription of ivermectin?

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No GIF

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“Shifting rash blanket”

Band Name!!

Actually, no, scratch that.

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I don’t know that scratching will help. :frowning_face:

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Good gawd, are there no depths that unrestricted capitalism won’t descend?

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If you scratch it, it will get infected

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“You [ sic ] headquarters should be shot up and bombed. It is sickening that you have caved to the cultural Marxist, anti-science tranny [ sic ] agenda

The number of times these chuds accidentally drop the t-slur instead of ‘tyranny’ makes me wonder about their PornHub search history.

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Oh, it can get worse!?

:grimacing:

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Spellcheck hates us. You should see what it does with “gridlock.”

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