Gawd must have a good sense of humor, lying to this guy like that.
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something something flood something.
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Good thing “god” is always wrong when people start to prophesize.
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This is a good thing. Such predictions are scientifically proven to be inaccurate more often than even statistics can account for. Trump is done.
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If Trump doesn’t win, that makes Bakker a false prophet (again.) The Old Testament says that false prophets are supposed to be stoned to death. Does he really want that?
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“Did you see what GOD just did to us!”
- HST’s Attorney
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It doesn’t mean what Bakker thinks it means.
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I dunno. Kinda sounds like a plan to me.
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I’ll bring the welding supplies!
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I’m sure Jim would sell you the stone. 
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But if god would want him to win, he could undo the tampering with his magic god powers! What kind of a useless impotent god wouldn´t be able to stop the rigging?
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When that woman said “God doesn’t do anything without telling his prophets first”, she should have stopped half way through that sentence instead of reaching into the bullshit barrel for the second half.
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God Level ctrl+z
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I always imagend gods vioce nasal with a slight lisp.
I like that idea!
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Weird, I thought god wanted Gary Johnson to win.
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Gods sense of humor works in mysterious ways…
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I was going to say the same thing. A big booming voice of God is so passé. God’s actual voice probably sounds more like John Fiedler than James Earl Jones.
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Depends which god we’re talking about. If we’re talking about Jehovah aka Yahweh, he sounds and looks almost exactly like Eddie Deezen. Don’t ask me how I know…
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Which god wants Trump elected wasn’t specified.
Loki, for example, would find it hilarious.
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