It’s not… so hardly funny. People in this world think that. It’s really not particularly funny to imagine half the population of the planet is there is serve the other.
GOP Senate candidate says women have the right to make him a "home cooked dinner every night at six"
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Funny how it’s still relevant and we’re still referencing it today.
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This’ll be too far down the reply chain for anyone to see but:
He isn’t the Republican candidate yet, there is a primary first. He’s one of 6 declared republican candidates and doesn’t seem to have raised any money according to Ballotpedia.
https://ballotpedia.org/United_States_Senate_election_in_Missouri,_2018
His website says defeating Claire McCaskill will drain the swamp of liberal Republicans. Uhhh, she’s Democratic.
So I lean hoax candidate but not really a serious contender anyway.
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I would love to debate him, just so I could call him Andy. That would be my whole debate, about him being Andy Kaufmann.
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In his campaign video he says, “If you like president Trump then you and I see eye-to-eye.”
“Hey, fancy that! Your eyes have tall, thin pupils like a lizard too”.
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What are ‘drugstore academics’? And if they’re in a drugstore, how are they also in an ivory tower? Is the drugstore in the tower? Wouldn’t that be really inconvenient?
I really like the fourth paragraph where you can tell he’s really worked himself up and just dived right in off the top diving-board.
Home-based enterprises? I can get behind that - the commute’s hell at the moment. Can I stay at home and work from there too or is that only for ladies?
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He SOUNDS like he’s trolling, but it is almost impossible to tell these days.
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This seems clearly satirical to me, that still frame is hilarious by itself. Since we seem to be living in a world that is impossible to satirize, I can’t be entirely sure, but his stance on women is a clue. It seems deliberately provocative.
Problem is, “deliberately provocative” is part of the Trump’s shtick and got him elected.
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Folks, this guy is for real. This is conservative intersectionality, the corner of Rogaine and Viagra.
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Can we just burn it all down and start over already?
The beginning is almost like a satire. All of those problems came from people who think like him (capitalists) and most of them specifically came from people in his own goddamned party. And what the hell is a rhino, apart from something this coifed-hair, boat-shoe-wearing, nepotistic turdbasket thinks he’s entitled to shoot and mount on his wall?
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Damn…the cringe is still mighty strong with this thing.Ugh…
RINO…Republican In Name Only. That’s what the Right Wing Fringe call anybody willing to actually negotiate to get anything done.
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That dude’s response is an army of strawmen. Like I don’t know any radical feminists who want women to forgo home life for work (unless they’re some twisted version of Scrooge meets the Protestant Work Ethic which I don’t think exists anywhere). It just seems this guy doesn’t understand radical feminism like most folks (I’ll put myself in that category beyond my cursory knowledge on it). His response is just sad.
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I think the guy is confused since he’s mad there’s trans people on Earth. I guess the idea of non-conforming people is too much for his mind. I expect him to do a Scanner head kaboom when he finds out that trans and gender non-conforming people existed even in the Bronze Age.
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Let us not overlook the “hero” dog and pony shows that infect so many places with high military & veteran populations. Any excuse to wrap up in a flag and sanctimoniously lionize each other with the expectation that the rest of the neighborhood should pour on the adulation.
I respect the military folks who don’t have a neurotic need to go on and on about it…and especially those who truly grasp the genuinely American concept of duty to country and respect for the full citizenry. The self-congratulatory bunch just come off as douchebags.
Ok, I’ll put the bong away now.
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Oh, so what they call republicans who actually have even the slightest inclination toward actually doing the jobs that they’ve been elected to do?
They might as well call it “WINO”, Worthless in Name Only. That’s not fair though, quite a lot of politicians of all stripes are effectively worthless.
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Oh I am sure there is one somewhere who said that, and once one person says it, it becomes the “true agenda” of the group. 
Hyperbole and politics is like bread and butter.
Now other people have his quotes to prove Republicans really want women to remain as subservient home makers.
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