He Has A Name You Know

Crime Clown. h/t @Brainspore on the Suicide Squad petition thread about The Joker but it fits you-know-who also.

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The Radioactive Orange Glowing Teeny-fingered Button Pusher.

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Brainless Maw

ETA: Due credit to Mike Monahan’s metaphorically accurate portrait of Trump:

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For reference, here are the lists that that extension is based off of:

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And let’s not forget Randall Munroe’s generalized solution, the XKCD Substitutions Chrome extension.

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How about:

Super-callous, fragile, racist, execrable doofus,

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That is a thing of beauty!

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Another one: Personified Great Filter (the Greatest).

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Cheeto Jesus!

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Captain Creamsicle

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Mentally Incontinent Human Goatse

ETA: Now visualized against your will:

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Mango Mussolini.

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Again, I can’t take credit for that one; I heard it on the Nightly Show and thought the alliteration was apt.

:slight_smile:

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How about Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?

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We could do worse. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Skimming trough this I’m reminded of two things:

  1. A Clown Made Of Mummified Foreskin And Cotton Candy. (src)

  2. Black Mirror S1E1 (I just am, even tho it’s a direct stab at Cameron - I pretend it’s Trump.) it’s on NF if you haven’t seen it

…I also wonder if these nutters at the rallies will be painting themselves orange for halloween - like for a sports team?

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Gaping Sunset

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Bad for Business

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A certain politician
Is utterly the pits
His ego’s so humongous that his hairpiece barely fits
He bankrupts his casinos
And thinks he’s quite the man
He’s nothing but a jackass in a fancy orange tan

A jackass in a tan
A jackass in a tan
He’s nothing but a jackass in a tan.

There’s all the hate and posture?
His words, though, not so great.
And all his big tall buildings?
Yeah, to overcompensate.
The bragging and the swagger?
Yeah, really not a fan.
He’s quite the —
Major dillweed?
— In a fancy orange tan.

A dillweed in a tan
There’s nothing lamer than
A condescending dillweed in a tan.

And who does all the planning?
And who does all the work?
Who gets no vacation?
Not one pay raise, not one perk.
Whose third-rate insurance comes without a dental plan?
Your average Trump Employee…
Not the meathead in the tan

A jerkface in a tan
There’s nothing sadder than
An overbearing, chauvinistic,
Self-indulgent, egotistic,
Stubborn, prissy, narcissistic
Jackass in a tan!

It’s really sad how little of that I had to change

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Courtesy @Melizmatic:

tangerine-colored king of the trolls

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