The Radioactive Orange Glowing Teeny-fingered Button Pusher.
For reference, here are the lists that that extension is based off of:
And let’s not forget Randall Munroe’s generalized solution, the XKCD Substitutions Chrome extension.
Super-callous, fragile, racist, execrable doofus,
That is a thing of beauty!
Another one: Personified Great Filter (the Greatest).
Again, I can’t take credit for that one; I heard it on the Nightly Show and thought the alliteration was apt.
How about Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?
Skimming trough this I’m reminded of two things:
A Clown Made Of Mummified Foreskin And Cotton Candy. (src)
Black Mirror S1E1 (I just am, even tho it’s a direct stab at Cameron - I pretend it’s Trump.) it’s on NF if you haven’t seen it
…I also wonder if these nutters at the rallies will be painting themselves orange for halloween - like for a sports team?
Bad for Business
A certain politician
Is utterly the pits
His ego’s so humongous that his hairpiece barely fits
He bankrupts his casinos
And thinks he’s quite the man
He’s nothing but a jackass in a fancy orange tan
A jackass in a tan
A jackass in a tan
He’s nothing but a jackass in a tan.
There’s all the hate and posture?
His words, though, not so great.
And all his big tall buildings?
Yeah, to overcompensate.
The bragging and the swagger?
Yeah, really not a fan.
He’s quite the —
— In a fancy orange tan.
A dillweed in a tan
There’s nothing lamer than
A condescending dillweed in a tan.
And who does all the planning?
And who does all the work?
Who gets no vacation?
Not one pay raise, not one perk.
Whose third-rate insurance comes without a dental plan?
Your average Trump Employee…
Not the meathead in the tan
A jerkface in a tan
There’s nothing sadder than
An overbearing, chauvinistic,
Stubborn, prissy, narcissistic
Jackass in a tan!
It’s really sad how little of that I had to change
tangerine-colored king of the trolls