Jesus saves and takes half damage


#1

Continuing the discussion from Dungeons and Dragons is full of occult demons, warns Baptist pastor:

Being hit in the legs with a crunifragium. John 19:32-33

Hey you asked.


Can we have a random number generator?
#2

I suppose there’s only one way to check (assuming it works here)

@discbot roll d20 for Jesus

And it doesn’t work.


#3

@dicebot roll d20 for jesus


#4

Oops


#5

Is that bad?


#6

Suddenly I feel a spontaneous and universal sense of salvation being utterly and irrevocably lost.

Damn us all.


#7

Only works for threads in the game category.


#8

It’s only bad if you don’t have a sympathetic DM, so I guess it’s the worst roll imaginable since, at least from my reading of the bible, sympathy isn’t god’s strong suit. He’s more into wrath and genocide, and cutting people’s genitals.


#9

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