Just say they dissipate the static charges which cause motion sickness.
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Tushiness is in the eye of the ass eater.
Someone’s hoarding people? Hordes of them?
(Another open goal. Sorry.)
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Depending on the officer concerned, potentially any of the above except the struggling. That’s probably ‘with violence’.
843.02 Resisting officer without violence to his or her person.—Whoever shall resist, obstruct, or oppose any officer as defined in s. 943.10(1), (2), (3), (6), (7), (8), or (9); member of the Florida Commission on Offender Review or any administrative aide or supervisor employed by the commission; county probation officer; parole and probation supervisor; personnel or representative of the Department of Law Enforcement; or other person legally authorized to execute process in the execution of legal process or in the lawful execution of any legal duty, without offering or doing violence to the person of the officer, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the first degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.
Basically, not doing as you’re told when told; being ornery; insufficiently meek and compliant.
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resist, obstruct, or oppose
So, yeah. Just saying “I don’t want to be arrested” could be viewed as opposing an officer.
Not Florida but a similar (and even more draconian) bit of legislation:
And the outcome:
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I’d rather people had the consideration not wear a shirt that said that. Sexual jokes on t-shirts don’t impress me and speak to me of a strange prioritization of the wearer’s right to tell a joke over everyone else’s right to not be subjected to their joke. But it wouldn’t be nearly as hard to explain that to a my kid who is old enough to read as it would be to explain “Baby it’s cold outside” or “Santa baby” at Christmas time.
I would not like cops to arrest someone for wearing that shirt. That’s ridiculous.
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i.e., a tass.
Very tass.
Truth.
I’m intrigued by the idea that the officer wanted him to remove “one letter” from the word ‘ass’. Which one?
“I Eat AS_.” Ok, not obscene but as what does he eat? I’m now going to be thinking about that and not concentrating on my driving. Clearly that version would constitute a hazard to other drivers.
“I Eat A_S” Just more questions - why is the gap there? Why?!? Who or what is A.S.?
“I Eat _SS” Okay… Is this some kind of AntiFa statement or an expression of homoerotic kink for blond men in leather greatcoats? Either way it’s unamerican and I don’t like it.
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Well, you could always make it I 
George. Ok, ok obscure…go look it up.
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If you wanted to comply and still be vulgar, remove the “I”.
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You knew it was inappropriate before you even did it. But did you learn why it was inappropriate? (asking for a friend)
No need to fix my statements, it was stated as I intended. Just like there is no need to “fix” things to say “all lives matter”. Sorry you were personally offended by being included in a culture that you participate in, but also I’m not sorry.
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21st century religious commentary:
can anilingus be kosher and/or halal ?
As my friend put it, trying not to laugh, “Because Mummy doesn’t want to have to sit in a meeting with your teacher explaining why her friends are weirdos, darling.”
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That’s a victim blamey take, and also just wrong.
When someone “corrects” “black lives matter” to “all lives matter”, that’s wrong because they’re denying the existence of oppression in the first place and that it’s black people who are the targets of oppression.
When you say Americans are all uptight, then someone pipes up that it is a specific segment of Americans, maybe it’s because it is specifically a segment of Americans who are forcing that upon other Americans.
“Americans” aren’t uptight about this. Fucking fundie dominionists are, and they’re killing people with it. Lumping all Americans in with them and saying it’s their own fault for participating in the culture is erasing their oppression.
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Reads well enough, but gotta hear the John Wayne accent that Joker uses to get the full effect!
On a related note, has anyone ever seen a truck broken down on the side of the road w/ its truck nuts kinda shrunken and pulled up into the underside of the truck? Like the truck had gone swimming or something?
I’ve been corrected. As long as you intended to lump everyone in an entire country together in one blanket statement, that’s fine, I suppose. It’s the thing to do these days, here and abroad, so why not? Good for you. Keep on keeping on. Be you.
Why did you say that? Have I done that? What the actual fuck? Why are you trying to equate my response with those racist fucks? To paint me with yet another broad brush? I have to assume those words were also intentionally chosen on your part.
Pointing out that not all Americans are sexually repressed is not at all the same thing as changing “Black Lives Matter” to “All Lives Matter,” but if that’s the parallel you want to draw, then I guess it works for you.
That I participate in by existing? Because I don’t participate in it by being sexually repressed, sexually repressing others, or raising my children to act that way either.
I was only irked before. NOW you’ve offended me.
And “Sorry, but not sorry”… seriously? You really took the time to say that? I guess you did it to underline just how sorry you aren’t. Point made and taken.
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