There are no new ideas.
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Except for my idea of taping a plastic wrapped English cucumber to a wall
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But what about pointed sticks?
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Oh no- don’t start that argument. 
That one is right up there with the pronunciation of GIF for things the internet will never agree on. Both sides swear they have the facts on their side and so on.
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have you ever seen a mcdonalds hamburger patty stuck to a wall? i have and it made a magnificent statement. and absolutely no one ate it while i was there. and it did not even need tape.
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“Vegetarian by Edgore.”
You owe me 50% for naming or I sue.
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Fair! Here is your cut of the proceeds:
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Awesome!!
Kinda.
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A duck walked up to a banana stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
“Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any art?”
Sorry for the earworm 
Now I’m recalling my student days, when we would go to all the art openings that had free wine and cheese/crackers 
I never go out anymore…do they even still give out free alcohol and food at openings, I wonder?
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They were still doing it 5 years back 
Free booze and snacks is a win!
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Nope.
This has been researched in the “Trigger’s Broom” scientific theorem.
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As I like to say, the true art is being able to come up with bullshit that’s convincing enough for people to pay you for it.
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Now I won’t be able to tell how big the wall is in photographs. 
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Sarah Lucas’s “Two Fried Eggs and a Kebab” requires the eggs to be prepared and replaced every day. It was first exhibited in 1992- that’s a lot of eggs.
Lucas is also someone who appreciates the artistic impact of a banana:
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What part of “just look at it” don’t these people get?
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Thoroughly debunked in my paper, “On The Longevity Of My Grandfather’s Axe”.
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Was your grandfather a shipwright?
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I volunteer and I’m also on the board of a small, regional museum here in New Zealand.
We collect artifacts and information regarding natural history, Maori history, settler history, industry, WW1, WW2, and recent events in our region of New Zealand.
US$120,000 is the equivalent of almost two years of our expenditures (employee salaries, rent, insurance, supplies, and fixtures such as heat pumps, computers, display cases, etc.)
Paying someone that much money for a f*ckin’ banana taped to a wall makes me want to go to that museum’s next board meeting and kick some people in the shin.
(Translated from Korean) “We have a visitor from a museum in New Zealand who asked to make a statement here at our board meeting. Welcome Mr. YankinNewZealand.”
##kick## “Ow!”
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Me: “Thank you for your time.”
