Reassuring. I’m glad to know this so I can check off yet another box on my personal candidate evaluation form.
…My vote demands very particular requirements.
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You know that might actually work.
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Ya know, I distinctly recall Ben Carson saying that the mouse has an itty bitty weiner. Maybe he can comment on this rat thing…
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How’s Musk comin’ on that Mars colony? I can pack light.
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Remember, this is the same Ted who used this as an official campaign image. I wonder if he also used it as his Tinder profile. SWIPE LEFT, LADIES!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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OK America, you win.
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Whatever you do, do not google “Don & Melania & Ted & Heidi”. There’s already a parody out, based on the 1969 film:
I just hope that the mention of “Don & Melania & Ted & Heidi”, together, naked in a bed, like this:
doesn’t trigger a recurrence of your previous difficulties.
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Well, you learn something new every day.
Well, they look bigger when their wrapped around…
That line is Ted Cruz in a fucking nutshell: exactly a quarter as smart as he thinks that he is.
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At least we can be sure that if Cruz does become president, he’ll be able to forge a close working relationship with David Cameron…
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That’s getting ready to change cause every ratfucker and his brother is gonna come out now. No more coming out of the closets, it’s all about coming out of the dumpsters now.
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That’s what the man said.
Who would we be to argue with him.
I wonder where he gets his rats?
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If that actually happened, that might just be enough incentive to get me to watch one of the 3 ring shit shows that pass for “debates” in the current electoral campaigns…
So far, I’ve been avoiding all that mess.
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Because you’re some kind of masochistic glutton for punishment?
Dude, remember “Rule 34” is no one’s friend; EVER.
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Wow, Ted Cruz actually said that? Well I guess we finally know that he is really presidential material. Congratulations Ted, you have proved that you could be a real president someday… ok not a “real” president but you get what I mean:
Butterfly-rainbow-kitten unicorn chasers are now a thing, and should always be THE thing. Please tell me there’s a desktop image-sized version of this. Please.
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DEFEA TED
PERVER TED
MOLES TED
I can’t believe he said this. This was a thing he had to say!
So you could go drop those links on Breitbart and cause a penis panic.
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