WUT??? LOL, no!!! Worf and Jadzia FOREVAH!!!
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āBut Iām sure Iām thinking about this too hard.ā
Exactly.the key to this sort of stuff is to avoid thinking.
āThe world will end on Wednesday.ā
Oddly, this is actually true every week.
Itās undercut somewhat by the fact that they say that after talking about how the time would come within the lifetime of the people who wrote itā¦
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Update: 0530 hours, potential worldās end day. Still bugger-all happening. No swords, no nothinā. Except for this fucking mosquito that wonāt go away. Oh father, why have thou forsaken me?
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Iām pretty sure itās in 1 Thessalonians, plus thereās that zombie scene at the end of Matthew.
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Uh-oh! Guess what day it is?? Guess what day it is! Huhā¦anybody? Julie! Heyā¦guess what day it is?? Ah come on, I know you can hear me. Mike Mike Mike Mike Mikeā¦ What day is it Mike? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Leslie, guess what today is? The day of reckoning is upon us!!!
Whoot Whoot!
Julie! What will you do on the day of punishment when devastation comes from far away? Mike! Who will you run to for help? Leslie! Where will you leave your wealth?
THE APOCALYPSE!!! YAY!!
MIKEMIKEMIKEMIKE! Nobody can help you!
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Every time any apocalypse deadline passes, the person spouting it should be forced to donate their 2 year supply of canned food to charity.
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Nobody yet? Good to know a liberal arts degree is good for somethingā¦
Fire and Ice
By Robert Frost
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what Iāve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
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Can you imagine the hair on those kids?
/mom mode
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Just in case Iām delaying paying bills until Thursday. 
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āThereās a strong likelihood that this will happen.ā
Wow. Thatās some āfaithā you have, buddy!
āStrong likelihoodā??? You may as well just say āGod might destroy the world tomorrow.ā
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On the plus side I wonāt have to worry about the follow up with the doc about my blood pressure. And if the rapture already happened why didnāt we notice? why are the faithful still hanging about if they are supposed to have been swept up to heaven?
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Then may I suggest gorging on these for supper?
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But thatās tomorrow! How about a heads-up?! Iām supposed to be on vacation 2 days after thatā¦
Aw, donāt worry about them. All kids born after that date werenāt issued souls in the first place.
I would wear this sentiment on a t-shirt with pride.
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Aw dang, I had plans for Fridayā¦
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This actually gets me out of jury duty, which unaccountably disappoints me.
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Awesome!
Fuck you, midterms!
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Or I could just head over to the local burger place that makes very tasty poutine.
