Trump demands expensive military parade

Just get a couple of kids in camo pants with pop guns to wander past the White House. He’s going to make ridiculous exaggerations about what actually happened at the event anyway.

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If the last parade is any indicator, they can save a ton on bleachers


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Now coming to some random main street in 'murica

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jon-snow-slurps

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Not surprised; the potential costs/collateral damage to the city outweighs the requirement to stroke Il Douche’s ego.

If it happens, no matter the location, I guarantee the protesters will outnumber the participants.

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I have to leave that one to you. It would feel wrong if I used it.

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Well if those fanatical libtards hadn’t been blocking access to the stands to REAL Americans, then those stands would have been full to overflowing!

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giphy

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Mar-a-Lago, maybe?

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If the President drives on the greens, it’s okay for the tanks.

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I guess you haven’t heard: It’s all Obama’s fault!!

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thanks-obummer

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The last time a president did anything like this it was on the USS Lincoln, an aircraft carrier due to return to port from it’s extended combat tour, and diverted (which means an entire city of people had their well scheduled lives disrupted to give the president a photo op, and these heroes kept from their families for additional days!!) to an undisclosed location off the west coast. Nobody could find the damn thing. It was due in port, had been scheduled for months and months (years, really), to dock at a time and place, and on a whim that was postponed for a victory lap. A deeply ironic one, too, since it still isn’t accomplished.

He had the authority to. But it was an abuse of that authority. And tone deaf on top of that.

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Parades are better than bombing countries “back to the stone age”.

I agree, but, why not neither?

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My guess is that someone gave Trump a Golden Book edition of Suetonius’ “Lives of the Caesars”, and he got the idea that Caligula was the hero.

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PARADE Act — otherwise known as the Preventing the Allocation of Resources for Absurd Defense Expenditures bill

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