“You’re in the desert, and you see a tortoise.”
Trump: “what’s a tortoise?”
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-or-
“How would I look flipping over a tortoise in the desert?”
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“it’d look like flipping over a turtle. But you’re not helping. Why aren’t you helping?”
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The “How would I look…” part of this story is the most telling part for me.
Whenever Trump shows concern about his own image, I just feel like, “He’s telling the truth right now. This is what Trump looks like when he’s saying something he is absolutely truthfully thinking, and that is honestly genuine and important to him.”
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But he sure has cleaned out
a lot of folk’s bank accounts.
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“Why is a tortise in a desert?”
Scratch that…Dum-Don can’t think
that…deeply.
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You mean like the Desert Tortoise which lives in the Mexico and the Southwest? Or the African Spurred Tortoise ?
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Huh. In Islam, dogs are seen as impure. Donald has never been seen in the church he claimed to be a member of. He’s unfamiliar with scripture (including the two Corinthians).
I think this is proof he’s a secret Muslim…
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I should have been more specific.
He wouldn’t understand holding a leash or why he should or handing it to someone else.
He’d just drop it.
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He gets a lawyer for that bit.
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Dim-Don would ask that question…
“why is a tortise in the desert”,
because he has no knowledge or curiosity,
(except for how his hair looks in the mirror.).
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“Skip to the question about the nude chick in the magazine! Is she a ten or what?”
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Could the movie be called “Hair Bud”? And Trump combs his golden retriever named Bud, takes the hair out of the brush, puts it on his own head and says “Oh Hair Bud, you’ll never judge me.” And then Hair Bud gets up and does a slam dunk?
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“I don’t have time to deal with a dog” is obviouslly absurd, for somebody with his means and his job
“believing in Santa Claus is something you might not do anymore at your age” was going off script and saying something everybody knows to be true
both gaffes violate conventional expectations but in opposite ways
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Lol soon enough, soon enough 
I’m not really a fan of dogs, but the thought of having anything in common with Agent Orange is disturbing enough that I might have to get one.
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Although who has time for condoms these days?
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I think 30 minutes alone with a 2 year old reveals a lot about a person.
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And dogs across America sighed in relief.
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Yes!
A 2 yr. old will test anyone,
in ways a dog wouldn’t dream of trying
on a mere human.
Can you just see a dog throwing itself down
in the grocery isle
whining for a Special Treat!?
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