Trump just fired FBI director James Comey

God, this fucker.

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No. No he does not.

Well, the closest to “sensible” is Ivanka and Kushner. They’re probably responsible for the rare non-insane tweets from Trump’s account. But they’re apparently not smart enough to cancel his account or bribe the Secret Service hide his phone.

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Also, death to the “At least we’ve got Ivanka and Jared” fallback. They’re probably not as crazy as 45, but they’re clueless dopes.

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I wonder what his dominance-confirming nicknames are for those two.

Good morning, Miss Ivanna Trumpyou! Ha, just kidding, Jewid! Jeez, what’s a day gonna be like if you can’t start it with good joke?

That doesn’t make it at all better.

They’re just as cravenly opportunistic, though. Ivanka especially seems to be dead-set on cultivating the image of being the source of every good thing that comes out of the white house, while not being involved in any of the many, many bad things. I don’t think 45 listens to them at all, they’re just spinning his occasional fits of mild sanity as their doing to make themselves look better.

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I definitely agree with you, there. While I’m happy Comey is gone on one hand, Trump was not the person to fire him and now was definitely not the time to do it.

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Prove it. Prove they are not as bad as Trump prime.

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I think the big coverup is that he doesn’t have much of an empire.

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:confounded: :anguished: :fearful: :astonished: :skull:

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Right?

That’s the fuckin’ “bright side”?!?

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Perhaps in a Russian hotel room, good things happen there…

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Have you seen the totally reasonable and extremely qualified individuals in his cabinet? Me neither!

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Rep. Dave Brat in a stormy town hall:

Brat was also asked about Trump firing FBI Director James Comey and whether he would push for a special prosecutor to investigate any ties the president might have with Russia.

Brat said he would not and added, “In this country you are innocent until there’s evidence.

“And this applies to all of you, right?” Brat said. “No one wants the federal government coming after you unless there is evidence and no one can stand up and give me the evidence.”

Dear Dave, you vacuous idiot;

That’s why you appoint a special prosecutor to investigate if there’s any evidence.

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What a gangster. “Nice life ya have there, shame if something would happen to it.”

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Should I even bother investing the time to see what Rep. Brat’s stance was on Benghazi, or Hillary Clinton’s emails? Because I’m already pretty sure I know what I’m going to find if I do.

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He’s relatively new. Did a primary upset and got in in 2014.

He may be the new tea party hero, but Brat really isn’t a tea party guy. His writings show that he’s closer to Milton Friedman and Ayn Rand than tea party talking points. Indeed, he fits the ivory tower mold – the kind of academic who makes small talk with his colleagues at the campus gym by chatting about how to create the perfect ethical system. He savors the role of an anti-politician, but this is not another Joe the Plumber. This is Dave the Professor.

I think he taught the course in Defense against the Liberal Arts.

(I’d shoop something, but paint.net garberated itself in the last update.)

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That is perfect :joy_cat:

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