Bad news. Not anymore.
If your great dealmaker can’t sign a deal with a Bruce Springsteen cover band, well…
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Since the Donald so badly needs everything he does to be “the biggest and the bestest” what excuse will he make when turnout is half that of Obama’s inauguration?
“The crowd was rigged!”
“Fake math!”
“It’s not quantity, it’s quality, and we had only the best attendees!”
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Came looking, leaving satisfied.
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Yeah, but the cover band of the cover band will be there.
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Wouldn’t it be great if the protests were bigger than the actual inauguration?
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They probably will be.
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Happened with Brexit, so it could have happened here, I suppose.
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Beat me to it! Indeed there will be.
Rain on Friday. Nice on Saturday.
Craft stores are running out of poster board.
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White supremacists and freetard libertarians are not necessarily into this “permit” thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were to show up in great numbers without having made the flimsiest preparation. “What do you mean, I can’t park here? This is Ammurrica! WE ARE FREE!”
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PLENTY STILL AVAILABLE AT HOBBY LOBBY YOU GUYS!
<haha!>
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Please please will somebody go to this so we don’t have to watch ted nugent grabbing his disgusting crotch for 12 hours. Do it not for yourself but for suicide prevention. If you want a picture of the future, imagine ted nugent grabbing his disgusting crotch - forever.
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Can’t. Washing my hair for the next four years.
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Even after everything he’s said and done I was totally prepared for this to be made up. He didn’t post this after the election but he did post it long after he had begun publicly entertaining the idea of running for President.
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This is the first real test of strength of his reality-distortion field. Throughout his multiple mandates, Berlusconi never lost a strong core of supporters for whom He Could Do No Wrong, even after he cut their benefits and sold them out over and over[1]. Can Trump do that? Gutting the ACA will tell us.
[1] To be fair, Silvio was helped by an opposition that, during multiple brief interreigns, did even worse.
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Same, and I have no hair to wash. I just want any excuse to not be there.
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Electing the first orange President, and the most unpopular president in history, is pretty historic as well.
Hip-hop concerts won’t bring them out, but maybe square dance music is more their speed. Or whatever Bruce Springsteen cover band cover band is performing.
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Wet-bedsheet Orange Jesus will perform the miracle of the crowds and the fishes!
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I’m not sure that’s fair to square dancers…
Didn’t that band pull out?
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Ah, the world’s oldest 35-year-old.
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You mean ‘Piss Christ’?
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