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Exactly!
That’s how the past year has felt.
On the plus side, if he isn’t honest with himself, at least that improves his chance of dying from a stroke in a mound of his own fast food.
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I really appreciate the translation, thanks! My assholish is a little rusty… 
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In pictures with Obama (6’1"), Trump appears to be (or have once been) the same height or just a tad shorter, maybe six feet even.
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Now really hoping for a life sentence.
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A few points:
- Of course they are lying. He doesn’t weigh 239. They lie about everything.
- It probably wouldn’t be difficult to find a military doctor who would lie “for the good of the country”.
- What’s to prevent them from giving Trump the EXACT same test to practice on? What’s to prevent them from having someone else take the test? What’s to prevent them from lying that he even took a test?
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An ‘innocent’ comment on the 239 pounds this morning: His weight (based, I assume, on his height) makes him “just short of being obese”.
Is it possible that the doc added a touch to Trumps’ height and/or removed bit from his weight? Nnnnaaaahh!
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- The viewing angle on Trump’s shoes don’t say one way or the other.
- I doubt very, very, very seriously that Trump (especially while in a suit) is wearing flats.
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Yes, the doctor conveniently found that his weight is exactly one pound under some official definitions of “obese”.
It’s also been noted that by increasing his height magically by 1 inch and being one pound under 240, it makes his BMI 29.9, which is 0.1 under the “obesity” cutoff.
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Yeah I mean. I think it clearly casts doubt on him being 6’3".
Let’s run some speculative numbers. How obese is he if he’s 6’1" and 260?
34.3 BMI.
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So the age of Trump means that I can knock 40 pounds off my weight, just by claiming it is my true, real, very healthy, bigly weight? Great! If Trump is 239, then I’m 150 pounds again!
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Ok, all America knows by now that muscle weighs more than fat. But how much more? “More” means very little in this instance.
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Yeah, and I can wear those old pants I had with the 30" waists! Thanks Trump!!
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Soon enough Trump will lie about something else and Weightgate will fall by the wayside.
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He’s not sitting on mine; I’m not an American. But, if I look up, I think I can see the back of one of his hideous knees.
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O tempora, o mores!
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Don’t forget to add three inches to your height!
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