Is Trump going to have to make an actual policy statement?
Also, fuck off Cruz, you crazy nutjob.
Maybe Carson should stay as a surgeon. Sounds like that’s something he has a clue about.
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I can’t wait to hear it. And Carson, really? Really?
Thats a no, then.
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BUSH!!! He’s not sure when the primary is, but sweet fucken hell he wants your vote whenever it comes.
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Did any of them say anything about global climate change? (Serious question.)
- Trump
- Bush
- Walker
- Rubio
- Cruz
- Christie
- Carson
- Huckabee
- Paul
- Kasich
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He went for the bullshit bluster, as expected. He said nothing. And Megyn’s concerned about the wellbeing of the candidates. Oh my word who’s running this mockery of a show?
jebus bush was lame, and the donald was word salad and almost incomprehensible. i am disappoint.
and apparently everyone comes from folksy poor homes. (hey, i had government cheese as a kid, and it was delicious)
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You know what. I’m glad I didn’t watch. I’m at work. I do tech support over the phone. I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to resist mentioning this circus of asshats to someone in dire need of their network connections coming back up.
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- suicide
- make it look like an accident
0 voters
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Loretta Lynn 2016!
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–looking at notes–
Climate change…climate change…climate…let’s see…Bush talked a little…um…what did Christie say about Starbucks coffee…Trump is gonna fuck Atlantic City something yooooojjj…
No.
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btw, you know what people of color absolutely love? when they are the only ones asked questions about race relations. That Never Gets Old!!! ™
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I just think he’s too classy to do it… 
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Why isn’t there a “none of the above” option?
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The scary thing is that one of those assclowns is going to be the candidate. Or one of the even worse options on the B List. Fiorina did okay, by all accounts.
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I think cookies is a much safer way than drinking to play the game with this cast of characters.
Now if I could just figure out which phrase earns an oatmeal raisin and which one earns a chocolate chip…
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it kills me there is a solid 15-20% of policy issues i agree with Rand on. it’s just the rest of the 80% that would blow shit up.
cruz and rubio are nutcases, carson is Arguing From Authority, Jeb just looks tired and defeated already, Scott–if he just had sane stances could be a decent cabinet member, he is kind but firm–won’t resonate outside of wisconsin, Huckabee has gone off the deep end (and he is a guy i think i’d like, and get into friendly debates), and if chris wasn’t so petty and insecure he could have a chance.
donald is a vuvuzuela, and the other guy wasn’t centrist or extreme enough.
also… God? cough pander cough
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In all seriousness, this was without a doubt the most depressing and horrible US presidential debate I’ve ever followed.
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it was baaaaaad
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