I have testicles. They do their job I guess, but they’re uncomfortable in hot weather. And moderate weather. Cold weather too, h9nestly. I can’t imagine wanting them to be larger.
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You said carcinogen, I said inject something infectious.
Inject silicone from the autoparts store? Turns out we were both right!
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It could be worse. He could be offering to implant goat testicles under your skin, like one of the great charlatans of the 20th century, John Brinkley.
I keep wondering if Brinkley is watching the current bullshit from his little corner of hell and feeling disappointed that he’s not here to make bank on the legions of idiots that wander the country today.
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Noting discomfort and expressing a preference to not experience more discomfort on an elective basis is entirely different from asserting personal discomfort in order to minimize somebody else’s experience of pain.
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If the ball were bigger, it wouldn’t fit under a shell.
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My main association of L. reuteri in mice are the social effects:
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Ba-dum tish!
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Yeah I didn’t mean to criticize your post, was just posting a funny that played off it. I should have added a note saying so.
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The Lactobacillus reuteri ATCC PTA 6475, Lactobacillus reuteri DSM 17938 strains that have been studied are available on Amazon (from Sweden!) look for BioGaia Gastrus Chewable Tablets. Dr Davis gets into how to greatly magnify the bacteria by making yogurt How to make L. reuteri yogurt: A step-by-step guide | Dr. William Davis and maybe New improved L Reuteri yogurt method - Luvele US If you are a regular yogurt maker you might want to try it. I had a pretty good starter going a couple of years ago and made many batches. It makes good yogurt. Interested folks might want to read the research paper’s discussion section to get the larger view beyond the headline testicle size.
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When I heard bacteria, I thought they were going to suggest botox. I am 99% sure someone has tried that.
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If you really want big balls, get elephantiasis. (A.K.A. “be careful what you ask for.”)
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And people WANT larger balls?
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I really hope these people who crave larger balls have some thrillingly perverted goal in mind. Because if they’re trying to concoct some absurd new insecurity, that’s just exhausting.
Short of getting in there with calipers, you can’t even tell how big someone’s balls are in most cases, what with how they like to wander around and all.
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Well I’m ever upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety…
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And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I’ve got
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Note to self, do not permit children to ask Alexa/Siri/Googlebotoftheweek/etc for help finding Waldo.
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You owe me a new keyboard, this one is soaked…
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