Very sorry to be so late! I had to put my crew to bed and it just took forever. Are there still any glasses? I brought this lovely bottle of grappa that I happened to come across stowed away in a cabinet.
Am I too formal? I don’t see any other ties.
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Mind if join you? One can never be too well -appointed.
Your green bow-tie is positively ducky.
Grappa is usually for finishing the night rather than starting it, but what the hell. Gotta start somewhere.
I hope more will join us - I made the acquaintance of the most fascinating space moose today.
Glutnix
February 15, 2015, 2:49am
188
“this place good place. to new friends!”
“BAMBI unload moose beer for all”
+ RECIEVE MOOSE BEER +
“keg very large. this acceptable?”
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patrace:
Registration
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Unizone Corporation
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General Services Contract
Vessel Information *
1.) Name of vessel: Those Who Deem Inappropriate the Singing of Disney Songs in the Office Bathroom Are Not Worthy of Acknowledgement (commonly known as the Not Worthy and Not Worthy of Acknowledgement )
2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship: Allusive (beautiful, powerful, dangerous, cold)
[Sneaky, Fast, Powerful, Durable, Lucky]
3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:
The timesheets are late
Paperwork is lost, forgotten;
Code-wax is solid.
Captain Information
4.) Full Name: **Savaric Tubertus Wynkn Basiliscos Leontios Palaeologus al Wathiq**
5.) Identity Class: **Space-Bee-Man**
[Human, Space Lizard, Space Lobster, Space Moose]
Nominally pass for human, when no Space-Princesses are in the nearby vicinity.
6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum (Y/N) **I'm made of meat. 100% post-organic, prion-filled, slowly-decaying, mildly radioactive, genetically-modified meat. With a light coating of beaten eggs, space-breadcrumbs, and computronium.**
Signing Bonus
7.) Would you like to immediately receive your signing bonus of Ƀ.015 (Space Bits) now or would you like to wait and receive Ƀ.030 as a deferred bonus?
Ƀ.030 as a deferred bonus (with half up front).
8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to greasing the random number generator during the character creation phase?
25%
By submitting this application document to the Unizone Corporation, you agree to serve faithfully under the Terms and Conditions of our Endless User License Agreement.
Please answer all eight questions. This registration thread will be locked February 16th, 10am (AKST).
This is one possible rotation of the hive-ship in 3-space:
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That space moose appears to be a fine fellow, Beard likes him.
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patrace
February 15, 2015, 3:15am
191
You don’t need to read through everything. I’ll provide a short summary when I post the rules & gameplay.
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I’m accepting. I’m also interested in how space moose drink from a keg. Straws?
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gwwar
February 15, 2015, 3:51am
195
That beer is actually quite good.
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Karaoke nights are on Wednesdays in the Inflatable. After 1am, we switch to hiss-eoke. Earplugs are available for non lizards. You can do tunes such as Great Oortasm by Shitcicle, or Servo Hammer’s moonfucker. Lizards have choiccccce ssssssongsssss sssssuch assssss Slither Hither and Of Course Eggs Are On The Menu and many other hits & misses. (& hisses)
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micaela
February 15, 2015, 6:17am
199
1.) Name of vessel: micaela-1
2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship:
Lucky
3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:
best friends forever / cruise universe with my pal / ian mckellan
*Captain Information*
4.) Full Name: Sir Patrick Stewart
5.) Identity Class:
Space Lobster
6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum (Y/N) YES
*Signing Bonus*
7.) Would you like to immediately receive your signing bonus of Ƀ.015 (Space Bits) now or would you like to wait and receive Ƀ.030 as a deferred bonus? WAIT
8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to greasing the random number generator during the character creation phase? 2
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These are micaela’s pictures which she can’t post because it’s a new account - if you like them hit the like button on her post, not mine :
Official captain’s portrait:
Sharpie ship sketch:
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Thanks very much for mentioning me, it would have been quite sad to miss the opportunity to join! I’m In!
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Vessel Information
1.
初心
2.
I’m lucky, but my ship is Sneaky, it’s tough to be a smuggler that would rather exchange philosopher’s stone spores instead of laser shots.
3.
Don’t weep, transhuman
Lovers, stars themselves,
Must part.
Captain Information
4.
Takashi Hofmann
5.
Human, enhanced with a positronic brain for psychonautical activity recording, and a transpecies ontogenetic material delivery module.
6.
Yes, there isn’t a reason to be otherwise, at first I resisted it, but I lost track of how many times I learnt that all we have is in our minds.
Signing Bonus
7.
It would be best to have it as a deferred bonus, we are in the don’t die line of business.
8.
All 0 Space bits that we currently have.
Had no time to finish a sharpie sketch. Oh well :-p
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