Since it appears, sadly, that Trump is going to be in the headlines for a while longer, we might as well consolidate the dossier on him for any comb-overs that happen to blow-in and other supporters who decide to uncloak and declare allegiance to their orange master.
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As recently as Dec, Trump University was the target of Fraud investigations in CA, and his home state of NY.
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No need to disappear until November @galaxies! Stick around here and defend the merits of your candidate.
I assure you, there are plenty of facts out there for me to argue every week for how horrible Trump is. I’d hate for you to miss it.
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Here’s a collection of some special Trump moments that have already made the rounds:
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Trump warning us that light bulbs cause cancer:
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Donald Trump, the birther:
Donald Trump warning us about global cooling
Donald Trump, the very intelligent person
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“my IQ is one of the highest” had me rolling on the floor.
He doesn’t cite a number because he likely doesn’t even know what qualifies as a high IQ.
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Reading tRump’s Twitter, I get the eerie impression that his PR manager is a retired heel from the WWE.
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Why not. He’s a WWE Hall of Famer and hosted two Wrestlemanias.
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It’s so high - the first number is a 9!
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I’m sure MENSA would be happy to test him and make the results publicly available.
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Maybe he does have a high IQ on tests; it’s possible. I don’t think the results would matter, honestly. Over the years I’ve learned that being smart, even extremely smart, doesn’t seem to prevent people from being spectacularly stupid.
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People have always called me smart, but really, I just have lots of info on niche subjects. Typically I just say, “I’m not smart. If I were smart, I’d know how to make decisions that make me happy.”
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Now he’s calling to boycott Apple until they give up the password for the San Bernardino phone.
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The Donald wants us all to be proud of his “restraint” for not going ballistic on a baby or insulting parents while delivering a speech.
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I’m rarely speechless. This is one of those times where I just don’t have any words.
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Dude knows how to set the bar really really low.
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“Mooooom! Lookit how I’m not punching my brother! He’s been ‘not touching me’ all day and I haven’t smashed his face in the dog’s water dish once!”
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