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We just translated chimpanzee language. They're talking about snakes.
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May 12, 2023
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Is this the best UK comedy sketch of the 1970s?
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January 8, 2017
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Ed Snowden says he'll stand trial and even go to prison in the USA if he can have a public trial and mount a public interest defense
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September 26, 2019
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"Brain dead" man wakes up as surgeons prepare to harvest his organs
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October 24, 2024
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Anatomy-challenged surgeon in Florida allegedly removes wrong organ (again!) — his patient dies
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September 9, 2024
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Trump's 22-second brain freeze: Is Fox News covering up a Glitch McConnell moment?
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August 17, 2024
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Darth Vader wins $95 million lottery
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July 26, 2020
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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy broke federal law with anti-union statements
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May 8, 2024
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After second shutdown, Mitch McConnell "medically cleared" by his "neurology team" to return to "work"
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September 6, 2023
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You're doing just fine
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January 30, 2021
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Lawyer of Dr. David Dao schools United Airlines in fantastic speech
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April 19, 2017
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Nebraska State Senator proposes constitutional amendment to allow corporations to create tiny, sovereign nations with no laws, taxes or rules
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January 10, 2018
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Child of millionaire says Democrats investigating his dad are "not even people"
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June 12, 2017
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Alignment chart of text editors
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July 18, 2018
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My kid is allergic to nuts, so I demand you give carrot sticks to everyone on Halloween
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November 4, 2015
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Amazon buying dead malls to turn into fulfilment centers
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April 12, 2021
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A criminal defense lawyer explains why you should never use self-checkout
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August 5, 2023
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Donald J. Trump is... The Manchurian Candidate
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August 7, 2016
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Watch David Byrne sing David Bowie's "Heroes" with beautiful, massive backup choir (video)
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February 9, 2023
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Listen to this incredible finger-style guitar cover of "Billie Jean"
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November 29, 2021
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The same folks that targeted Qnut Madison Cawthorn have taken aim at Lauren Boebert
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June 13, 2022
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Little Brother optioned by Paramount
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September 14, 2015
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Hannity grills Lauren Boebert for failing to understand that 202 is greater than 20
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January 10, 2023
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Idiots and their kids almost become dinner on a wild animal preserve
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May 16, 2018
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DOOM: Twitter's panic-driven rate-limiting gets them dropped out of Google Search
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July 8, 2023
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This nose hair ripper-outer I bought in Tokyo works great
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August 20, 2018
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Melted gummy bears dramatically fail to spice up sex life
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April 3, 2021
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Ubisoft's gamer survey first asks if you're female, and terminates if you say "yes"
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July 10, 2016
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Patricia Arquette tweets cryptic warning to Trump about "gossip on the streets"
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July 5, 2017
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Participating in anti-masturbation groups tied to depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts
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March 18, 2023
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FBI concludes Niagara Falls bridge explosion was just a car wreck, turns investigation over to traffic cops; Ted Cruz insists it was terrorists
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November 29, 2023
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Steve Bannon calls for Civil War between MAGA and the GOP (video)
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December 6, 2023
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Girl with approximately 150 "Bunchems" snarled in her hair
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February 10, 2021
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Jen Psaki tried to help Peter Doocy conquer his fear of Putin with a reframing technique
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February 28, 2022
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Rates up? Your car might be talking to your insurance company
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March 16, 2024
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Dunkin' CEO makes $10 million a year but $15 minimum wage is "absolutely outrageous"
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July 31, 2015
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Russian cats have officially been banned from international cat competitions
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March 11, 2022
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Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 23 years in prison for rape and sexual assault
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March 16, 2020
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NASCAR investigating noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage stall at Alabama race
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June 27, 2020
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Distressed kayaker saved by priests on a floating tiki bar
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September 14, 2020
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'Play like a girl' should be a term of respect
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August 21, 2016
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Giving the finger is a "God-given right," rules judge
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This man took 25 hits of Molly (MDMA) every day for four years
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December 7, 2022
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Should we make all mosquitos extinct?
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February 5, 2023
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No jail time for rapist of 13-year-old boy
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March 9, 2023
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How to do smokey eye as well as Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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May 8, 2018
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Hot Mess Caucus: Trump endorses Boebert
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March 8, 2024
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Watch how to fix a bad traffic situation with a simple solution: duct tape
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November 21, 2017
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Watch: why you should never stand under the load of a crane
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July 17, 2021
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Watch: MAGA folk can now toast their bits with this Tucker Testicle Toaster
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