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Onion editor regrets portraying Joe Biden as skeevy yet loveable uncle
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May 22, 2019
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Cincinnati cop investigated after failing to process rape kits: "active cases where he wasn’t doing his job"
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October 19, 2021
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How to own the libs
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May 10, 2021
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A train station with walls designed using cellular automata "Rule 30"
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January 9, 2018
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This small dog fell off a yacht and swam seven miles to shore
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March 22, 2022
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What's the deal with bluecollar workwear fashion?
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August 16, 2022
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Watch these cute, thoroughly captivated manatees checking out a kayaker
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December 25, 2021
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DC warning letter about using comic characters in NFTs is being sold as an NFT
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March 18, 2021
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Sword-wielding robber finds that store clerk also has sword
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August 29, 2016
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Pedophile sat behind Trump while he blasted Clinton for shooter's dad at rally
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August 12, 2016
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Forbes' content landfill has its moment
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February 15, 2022
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Everyday tasks with parkour
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December 11, 2020
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Sonic the Hedgehog movie trailer
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May 5, 2019
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The strange "No Frills" series of totally generic genre fiction books from the 1980s
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June 15, 2019
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House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff blasts GOP stooges calling for his resignation
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April 2, 2019
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The stars look very different today
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January 16, 2016
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Can you guess what this gadget does?
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June 19, 2021
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Alaska wins election stickers race
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November 11, 2018
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Here's a raccoon herding goats
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November 11, 2020
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Unswaddling this baby brings the best reaction
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April 2, 2021
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Rather than do it right, San Francisco’s Millennium Tower elects to do it fast
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November 17, 2022
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Penis seat on Mexico City subway
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April 5, 2017
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How and Why God Made Various Animals
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July 16, 2016
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Forced-pregnancy scam that masqueraded as abortion clinics won't account for $1M in Pennsylvania tax-dollars
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March 26, 2017
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Why the recent rash of anti-trans laws are based on junk science
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April 19, 2022
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Video: Cop in Seattle pins man down with his knee on neck. His partner doesn't like it
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June 6, 2020
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MRA Scott Adams: pictures and words by Scott Adams, together at last
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December 18, 2015
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Brett Kavanaugh lied to the Senate. Many times. Here's a long list, and a video supercut
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October 8, 2018
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Ted Koppel schools Bill O'Reilly for his 20 years of dumbing down journalism
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August 21, 2016
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GOP lawmaker voted against same-sex marriage, then went to his own gay son's wedding
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July 31, 2022
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Update: After scolding from American Legion, White House again lowers flag to half staff in honor of John McCain
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September 1, 2018
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A Trump endorsement ain't what it's cracked up to be, as one candidate learned
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August 2, 2021
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Owner of derby-winning horse blames "cancel culture" after it fails post-race drug test
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May 15, 2021
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"Go f*ck yourself" — Elon Musk melts down on stage
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December 5, 2023
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Unauthorized Charcoal: GE fridges won't dispense ice or water unless your filter authenticates as an official ($55!) component
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January 28, 2020
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Grad student proves one of Darwin's theories almost 140 years after his death
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March 24, 2020
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Furries in therapy
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March 11, 2020
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Ponzi scheme suspect flees FBI on underwater scooter
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November 22, 2020
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Latency: why typing on old computers just feels better
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December 31, 2017
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A 9-year-old boy who was told by his teacher to stop doodling gets a job as a doodler
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November 9, 2019
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Tucker Carlson says hurricanes are scams — unless they're headed towards his house
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October 3, 2022
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Ultrarich complain that their superskinny tower is a shoddily-built mess
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October 4, 2021
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Overpowered vintage automobile meets a wall
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August 15, 2021
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Virginia company fined $7,500 for whites-only job posting: "Don't share with candidates"
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June 1, 2024
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Australia and California ban "stealthing", removing condoms without consent
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November 27, 2021
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Elvira humorously mourns loss of Halloween 2020 in song, "Don't Cancel Halloween"
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October 19, 2020
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Florida's vicious attacks on transgender children
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April 26, 2022
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Watch this large fish escape from a bucket and flop itself to freedom
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March 27, 2021
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Tory minister's filibuster kills Turing's law and pardons for 65,000 persecuted gay men
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October 27, 2016
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1986's OutRun a maintenance hassle for arcade operators in 2018
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July 25, 2018
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